Day Job Fun

My boss moved the end of week staff meeting and the following conversation occurred:

Me: We’re meeting in that conference room, right?

Boss: Yeah. In about ten minutes. If you want to go in now, then it should be unlocked.

Me: Oh good. Then I don’t have to use my lock picking skills.

Boss: Do you have lock picking skills?

Me: Not good ones.

Co-worker: I’m never surprised at what skills Derek says he has.

Truth to be told, my lock picking skills are limited to what I can open via sledgehammer or explosives. I don’t guarantee opening something without damage to what is inside.

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