Author: Derek

Monday Fiction – Zombie Strike – Part 3 – Chapter 20

Over Mexico City, 16300 hours local, 2 December 2009, Countdown: 2 years, 29 days

Quentin McLintock swallowed down a wave of nausea as he caught sight of the ground speeding under the helicopter. Motion sickness was one of his curses. Quentin swore under his breath. He closed his eyes and forced his mind to concentrate on something else. Like the new gear Mateo foisted upon him before bundling the team onto the helicopter.

The armor was comfortable. In fact, it reminded Quentin of the pads and protection he had worn as a linebacker. The base was simply a version of the popular Lycra sports garments Quentin had worn for years, except this stuff was tear-resistant. That meant it was also very hard to bite through. Then came a harness for the electronics, including the radio, sat phone, GPS, and a few other things Quentin wasn’t sure how they worked. They all tied into a PDA that reminded Quentin of a very rugged iPod. A Camelback went on next. The shoulder, chest, and gut protection was articulated polymer over Kevlar. The arms and legs were protected with leather augmented with plastic at the joints. All of his gear was stored in a series of rigid pouches scattered around the outside of his armor. The helmet was perhaps the strangest piece of the armor. The actual helmet was styled similarly to an American combat helmet with a flip out mount for enhancements. A tinted face shield attached to for a seamless wraparound bucket. Quentin caught a reflection of himself, and felt like the ancient ancestor of an Imperial stormtrooper.

The carbine, at least, was relatively normal. The "Zombie-Killing Carbine", or ZKC as the team called it, started out as a Bushmaster ACR. The rear of the weapon retained the familiar controls and stock. An ACOG-type sight graced the top of the weapon with a flip-up bracket to attach additional enhancements, such as nightvision or a thermal imager. The front of the weapon displayed none of its lineage. It looked like a single piece of molded plastic with an integral suppressor, high-powered white light, laser, and flip-down vertical grip. The whole package was somewhere between combat functional, tacti-cool, and futuristic. Mateo swore the "ZKC" was an easy weapon to master, but Quentin wished he had more time to work with it.

"Okay, the bad guys are in the Mexican Museum of Anthropology," Mateo said over the team’s radio, "The place emptied out fast once the zombies showed up, but intel says at least ten to thirty civilians were turned."

"Where are we getting intel?" asked Collin DuBois from the other helicopter.

"Local control says there are a couple of Mexican police on scene who haven’t run," Mateo answered, "They’re keeping their distance, but trying to watch what the bad guys are doing. Best estimates are fifty or so zombies, two guys in dark clothes, and Giant. The non-zombies are hunting for something while the zombies are keeping away the humans."

"Sounds like a party," Billy Shakespear interjected.

"Glad you think so," Mateo answered dryly, "Control wants us to eliminate the outbreak."

"I know that tone, Matty," Collin said, "What’s the real op?"

"Giant and his two minions are in there for a reason. They need to be captured to find out what their end game is," Mateo answered, "That’s Alpha team’s job. Quentin, myself, Slim, and Billy are on Alpha. Collin, you have everyone else for Bravo. Standard zombie clearing, but be ready to come to the rescue." There was a chorus of mike clicks as the team acknowledged Mateo’s orders.

The two helicopters flared to a hover before dropping to the ground. The first out were the professionals – Collin, The Steve, and the Brit Boys. The rest of the team followed them onto the museum grounds. Mateo flashed hand signals. Quentin couldn’t remember what they meant. It didn’t matter. He just had to stick with Mateo.

Collin and the rest of Beta team moved into the museum’s shattered entryway. Debris and discarded items were scattered over the marble floor. There were no zombies, but the wrecked exhibits left a clear trail. Beta team cautiously moved in. Mateo didn’t wait for them to disappear into the museum. He pulled the four members of Alpha around him.

"The police focused on the zombies, so we don’t have a clear idea of where our target is," Mateo explained, displaying the museum’s floor plans on his PDA, "Suggestions?"

"The museum was the main recipient of the artifacts we were digging up," Quentin said, "They’ll probably be searching the labs and offices for the more recent artifacts." The others nodded.

"Okay, Billy you’ve got point," Mateo ordered, "Quentin, you’re next. You know the place better than we do, so you’re navigator."

"Matt, I’ve never been here before," Quentin protested.

"You know the back side of a museum," Mateo answered, "Good enough for now." Quentin knew better than to argue the point. Mateo didn’t care if he was asking for the impossible again. He just expected Quentin to perform. As Billy led them through the museum’s entrance, Quentin studied the information on his PDA. The best place to start would be the receiving dock. Quentin drew a line on his PDA from Alpha’s position to the dock and uploaded it to everyone else’s PDA. Okay, the technology was pretty impressive. The question was how much was it going to help against someone like Giant?

Quentin winced at the sound as Billy smashed open the door leading to the back. For such a small person, Billy could deliver a lot of force when he wanted to. The corridor was a main access hallway. It was lit by flickering fluorescent lights. The off-color walls and linoleum highlighted the eeriness of the empty and quiet hallway. Quentin felt like he was walking into the set of a horror flick. It was a straight shot of maybe three hundred feet to the docks. Mateo flashed urgent hand signals and the team entered the hallway with trepidation.

About halfway down the hallway intersected another. Quentin’s heart pounded in his chest as Billy slid against the wall towards the intersection. Billy popped around the corner into the other hallway. Endless seconds passed as Quentin strained to listen for the faint sound of suppressed gunfire. He almost longed for action – any action. Anything to break the nervous tension. Billy slipped back around the corner and motioned. Nothing. Maybe the way was clear.

Quentin felt a little better as the team neared the door to the docks. He didn’t expect to find his target in the docks. Maybe something that would give Quentin an idea of why Giant had come to the museum. He started thinking on this as the team skulked towards the door. What had they come for? What could they need from this museum they didn’t find at the dig site? The team was maybe thirty feet from the door to the docks when it all went dark.

"Welcome to the trap gentlemen," came the familiar voice of the man dubbed Giant, and Quentin’s stomach plummeted. The next sound was the familiar howls of gollums.

Zombie Strike Part 3 Chapter 21

Mount Saint Helens, Plus 40 Years

Monday was the fortieth anniversary of the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. I have vague memories of the eruption when it happened, as I was only a kindergartner and on the other side of the continent. The Wife was living in Washington State at the time and remembers the ash fall.

This is an interesting little video out out by the Smithsonian Channel:

Monday Fiction – Zombie Strike – Part 3 – Chapter 19

Aztec Ruins, 150 miles south of Mexico City, 1100 hours local, 2 December 2009, Countdown: 2 years, 29 days

Quentin McLintock was fighting fatigue and grief. William "Billy" Shakespear, the Native American dervish who pretty much took down a fifty-zombie horde on his own, took one look at Quentin and started processing the bodies. Such a clean word for such a gruesome task. They were joined by the team Mackenzie and Winston sent down to assist in the clean-up of the camp site. Quentin just couldn’t watch their clinical efficiency with the corpses of those he called friends and colleagues. So, he did what he could do to stop this horror from happening again. Quentin grabbed a laptop and went into the temple and started to try and decipher why Giant and his minions attacked the camp.

The temple looked gray as filtered light managed to reach into its main room. The floor was strewn with broken shards of what looked to be clay tablets of some sort. Quentin went to work. As he immersed himself, he barely noticed the gray light turn to amber from the dawn. He didn’t stop. He was making so little progress. Then, Quentin noticed the ambient light in the temple darken. Annoyance flashed through his tired mind. Who was interrupting him now? Don’t they understand how crucial–

"Hello Quentin," said a familiar voice that shouldn’t be anywhere near this temple. Quentin almost dropped the piece of clay tablet in his hands. He was sure his fatigued mind was playing tricks on him. Still, there was the faint glimmer of hope it was true. Quentin turned to see Mateo Cortez standing in the opening with a warm smile on his face.

"What are you doing here?" Quentin asked, his mind still unable to reconcile with what his eyes were seeing. The last time Quentin saw this man was on Skull Island. Mateo was boarding a helicopter and swearing never to have anything to do with zombies or zombie hunting again. Now he was standing in the doorway of the temple in a strange set of armor with an odd rifle hanging at his chest on a tactical sling. Why was he here now?

"Yeah, I know it’s hard to believe," Mateo said, "I’m team lead for the Skull Island Zombie Response Team. It’s a long story we don’t have time for right now." Mateo’s smile vanished, replaced by a determined look. Quentin remembered that look with fondness. Mateo was back and fully in command. For some reason, that gave Quentin a small sense of peace.

"I talked with the guy, Billy, outside, but he says you’re the only one who saw the primaries. What can you tell me?" Mateo asked.

"One guy who looked like he was a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier than me. Two more like the prisoner," Quentin answered, "I think they were searching for how the Aztecs created zombies and gollums. Did you ask the prisoner?"

"He’s not talking due to a bad case of death," Mateo said, "Not sure how he managed to suicide, but the body’s off to Mexico City for autopsy. The clean-up crew was nice enough to do some forensic work before it left. I’ve got Collin and The Steve working on that. What have you found here?"

"This is definitely the place where the followers of Xipe Totec created their own versions of the undead," Quentin said, waving his hand around the temple’s main chamber. "Giant broke all of the tablets relating to the process, but I’ve managed to piece enough together. Also found a half-dozen gollum medallions."

"How do you know Giant broke them?" Mateo asked. Quentin held up one of the broken tablets.

"No erosion on the broken edges," Quentin answered. "Giant’s the most likely suspect."

"Were those the ones Giant left, or did he not understand their significance?" Mateo asked.

"I don’t know, Matt," Quentin answered, tiredly, "Maybe if I knew more about how gollums were created in the first place. My guess is Giant left these for some reason. He knew too much about this place not to know about the medallions."

"That makes finding this guy priority," Mateo concluded, "What do you need to find out what he’s after?" Quentin gave Mateo a wide-eyed stare. Did he even begin to understand what he was asking? No, Mateo never did when he made his impossible requests. Yet, they couldn’t be impossible because no one had yet to fail him.

"I need to find out why they smashed up the place," Quentin said, thinking furiously, "No reason to waste time demolishing the place unless they were covering their tracks." Mateo nodded in agreement. Mateo cupped his hand to his ear.

"Jess, I need you and the Brit Boys down here," Mateo said. Quentin watched as his friend’s expression blossom with consternation at this Jess person. Mateo took a deep breath before speaking. "No, he can’t come with you. I gave you an order young lady. Now get down here!"

Quentin stifled the laugh. There was something about Mateo’s face, tone, and posture. Quentin had seen his friend dealing with the antics of some of his teammates, mainly The Steve, but this was completely different. It reminded Quentin of a father dealing with his teenage daughter. Then a blonde-haired, blue-eyed homecoming queen in body armor sauntered into the temple. Quentin almost didn’t notice the two professional-looking men trailing her. The girl couldn’t be more than sixteen. Why in God’s name would Mateo let this little girl be a part of the team?

"Mateo, what’s the problem with bringing Billy down here?" Jess asked with just a hint of whining. The two men who entered the temple with her rolled their eyes and braced themselves.

"Because you’re looking at him like you did that, um, guy from Twilight," Mateo answered, and Quentin wondered what word his friend swallowed. "I need that mind of yours focused on the task." Jess gave him the look of aggravated patience that only teenage girls can throw. Mateo ignored it.

"You three help Quentin with his work here," Mateo ordered, "The rest of the team will be outside doing other investigation." Mateo strode out of the temple. Jess just glared at Mateo as he left.

How to handle this ball of fire? Quentin asked himself.

"He’s gone now girl, you can bloody well drop the act," the taller man said reprovingly with a clear British accent. It was slightly different from the accent of Quentin’s friend, Collin DuBois, but it clearly hailed from the United Kingdom. The man looked at Quentin. Jess shot the man a betrayed look. He ignored it.

"Apologies, Mr. McLintock. You may call me Slim. This is my associate Sport." The shorter man raised a knuckle in salute. "You’ve met Ms. Montgomery."

"Good to meet you all," Quentin said, "How good are you at jigsaw puzzles?"


A few hours later, Quentin emerged from the temple. Mateo walked over and handed Quentin a bottle of water. Quentin savored the cool liquid running down his throat. It was a relief from the dry, dusty, and hot environment. Mateo gently tapped the end of the bottle, a reminder to Quentin to sip the water.

"What have you found?" Mateo asked bluntly.

"The tablets were instructions for creating the undead, but the instructions rely on the reader already knowing the basics," Quentin said, "There was a lot of, for lack of a better term, technical jargon. Things that didn’t translate out properly. I think this was a raid to steal medallions and to destroy any remnant of the knowledge how to create the undead."

"Makes sense," Mateo agreed, "We’re trying to ID the two bad guys here. So far, no luck. Anything else?" Quentin gave his friend a sidelong glance before answering. Mateo picked up on his friend’s discomfort. "What is it?"

"Why did you bring along the kid?" Quentin asked, embarrassed at having to ask Mateo. Mateo took one look at Quentin’s face and laughed.

"Relax, Quentin, she’s my foster daughter," Mateo answered. When that didn’t seem to ease Quentin’s concerns, Mateo gave him a quick rundown of the events surrounding the fight at Forreston.

"So what do you want me to do?" Quentin asked.

"I need you to keep trying to find out everything you can," Mateo answered, "This group of cultists is acting very differently than Xipe Tzin, and I want to know why. Keep Jess with you."

"Are you really worried about her being distracted by Billy?" Quentin asked, nodding to the animated Native American who was busily following the distinct forms of Collin and The Steve.

"Honestly, any other time I would be jumping up and down she was showing interest in a young man," Mateo said, "Jess had a rough time with all of the upheavals in her life. There were some really dark days."

"So what’s the problem?" Quentin asked.

"We’re facing a group of individuals who were willing to kill everyone in this camp to keep the information you found hidden," Mateo said, "I can’t let her mind be distracted when dealing with people like that." The cold bluntness of his words triggered a wave of suppressed grief in Quentin. Mateo realized belatedly the effect of his words. "I’m sorry about your friends. Are you going to be okay?"

"Yeah, I’ll be okay as long as I’m busy," Quentin said, "We need to stop these murderers. I’ve got the feeling the attack here was a small part of whatever they’re up to." Mateo started to stay something, but his mouth clicked shut as he listened to his earpiece. His face grew grim.

"Understood," Mateo said in his command voice. He flicked a switch on his radio and said, "Everyone grab your gear and rally on me." Quentin could see a flurry of action around the camp.

"For the record your new name is Prophet," Mateo said, "Giant and his friends are leading a zombie attack in Mexico City. Transport is fifteen minutes out. You’re with me." As Mateo, turned to brief his team, Quentin’s mind flashed to his friend’s words. Quentin couldn’t tell if his friend was joking with him or cursing him.

Zombie Strike Part 3 Chapter 20

No One Is Going To Like This Post – Tara Reade Edition

My podcast feeds have been going over the issue of the sexual assault allegations by Tara Reade against Joe Biden. More particularly, how the major media outlets have been responding. The more and more I hear the chattering class jabber on, the more I’m leaning to Jonah Goldberg’s position.

  1. The press has actually been doing their job on these allegations by working to investigate the claims to determine if there’s substantiation or holes. The commentaries are ludicrous on both sides, but that’s just the chatter class.
  2. There is a stark difference by how the major outlets are treating this episode compared to the Kavanaugh allegations. The ombudsmen or spokespeople for the major outlets should be stating clearly “We screwed up then, but we’re going to do a better job with this one and all episodes going forward.” By not doing that, it just looks like their only willing to do good journalism if it will hurt those they don’t like and help those they do like. At that point, they are no better than the chattering class.
  3. For those who want the press to treat Biden like they did Kavanaugh, are you out of your fucking mind? What was done to Justice Kavanaugh was a tragedy. Why under all that’s sacred would you want to mainstream that?
  4. Now, let’s through a stick of dynamite on the wood pile. Jonah Goldberg’s made the observation that many of the people who are demanding that Biden receive the Kavanaugh treatment are perfectly willing to turn a blind eye on the far more serious and more substantiated allegations against Trump. Now, I know expecting consistency out of people who are swept up in party politics games is a lot these days, but for fuck’s sake.

You Want To Know Why Black Lives Matter Exists?

Let’s examine the case of Ahmaud Arbery.

These two asshats killed a man on February 23rd. Since the elder is a former cop, the original prosecutor recused herself. The second prosecutor also recused, but gave a lengthy, if bullshit, memo as to why they shouldn’t be charged. The third is finally taking this to the grand jury after two months.

Let’s dispense with the citizens arrest bullshit. They did not witness a crime, nor did they have reason to believe a crime was in progress. That latter is proved by them asking Ahmaud to stop so they “can talk with him.” This also wasn’t anywhere near self-defense. If anyone had a justifiable claim of self-defense if was Ahmaud.

Yet, it took three prosecutors before they were arrested and charged?

Was it racism? Most likely. Was it a former cop getting preferential treatment? Fuck yes.

So, why should a community historically treated poorly by cops, look at this and not feel threatened?