Author: Derek

Want To Buy Some Guns Cheap?

Tampa Mayor Buckhorn (who tried to get concealed carriers banned from downtown during the GOP Convention) and Tampa Police (who harassed an open carrier during one of Florida Carry’s fishing events) have announced a gun buy-back on June 27. Because the entirety of the gun control proponents is doing the same failed actions over and over again. 

You can anonymously exchange shotguns, assault rifles and handguns for $50 cash per gun at River Tower Park, located at 401 East Bird Street.  

I hope that my fellow weapon aficionados do their best to turn it into an impromptu gun show. I won’t be able to attend due to a previous commitment.

Oh, and this is being funded by a half-million dollar donation from the Lightning. Remember that when deciding how to spend your entertainment dollars.

Florida Carry Fisher Trespassed in Tampa

I didn’t go to last Saturday’s Open Carry Fishing meeting in Tampa, but according to Sean Caranna one of the participants got trespassed by Tampa Police. I don’t have any details other than that as of now. 

Florida Carry has been doing those events for almost five years without incident. In the times I’ve been to them, I’ve seen TPD question our people once and hold a mini-safety briefing once.

Sean says there’s a lawsuit coming over the incident. 

Colt Defense Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Colt Defense, LLC, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

I’ll let more experienced minds talk about the ramifications and causes. What I will say is that this isn’t the gut punch for me than some of the other gunnies.

I came into guns well after Colt had decided that it was better for the bottom line to feed at the government trough. I never felt the need to own a gun just because it had the prancing pony. By the time I came into guns, there were dozens of companies that made better products. 

Do I respect Colt’s contributions to firearms technology? Yes, but I also respect a bunch of other now-defunct firms. 

Did they make some very pretty guns? Yes, but I’m not a collector. I’m just as happy with the pics on my iPhone.

In short, I’m kind of meh. I do hope someone strong buys the Colt name. My instincts tell me the stalking horse they have will not revitalize Colt and bring it back into the gunny world. I absolutely loved Grant Cunningham’s idea of FN purchasing Colt, but that’s pretty much a pipe dream at this point.

Monday Fiction – Avalon Chapter 8

Erik

“Wow, this place is small,” Corrie said as Erik led her into the apartment. “I thought Anya was exaggerating when she talked about it.” Erik ignored the flash of pain from Corrie’s words. She was just making conversation, not trying to remind him of what he had lost.

“Yeah, well they won’t look for you here,” Erik replied, “The master bedroom is at the end of the hall. You can use that one.” He walked into the second bedroom and started peeling off his gear and armor. He stopped as he noticed that Corrie was standing in the doorway and watching him. 

“This is your place, why don’t you take the master?” Corrie asked. 

“For the same reason I haven’t been to this place for a couple of years,” Erik answered, trying to keep the pain out of his voice. He wasn’t as successful as he thought, because Corrie strode into the room and gave him a sisterly hug. Erik braced as her arms came around him, but relented and let him enjoy the warmth of the physical contact. He didn’t care how long they stood there. He had missed Corrie’s comforting presence.

“I’m surprised you kept this place,” Corrie said, finally breaking the silence. 

“I didn’t,” Erik answered, finally shrugging out of her embrace. “It’s owned by one of my family’s companies. They’ve just been nice enough to let me use it again.” He gave her a crooked smile. “You should go get cleaned up.”

“I’m not the only one,” Corrie said, punching Erik in the shoulder, “You’re a bit whiff too.”

“If I may remind you, your highness, I was doing that until you came in and interrupted me,” Erik shot back. 

“I did not interrupt you. I was checking on the well-being of one of my subjects. My concern is never considered an interruption,” Corrie said in a lofty tone. “I will now tend to myself while you make yourself presentable for such august personage, such as myself.”

“If you’re not careful, I’ll make you cook for yourself,” Erik said. Corrie stuck her tongue out at him as she walked back to the master bedroom. They spent the next few hours getting cleaned up followed by cleaning their gear and weapons. They worked in a companionable silence that Erik felt relaxing, especially considering the tension of getting off of Battle Island. Dodging delvers and their minions was bad enough, but they also had to evade the Army patrols out doing search and destroy missions against the Dark Towers. Having to cart around Ensign Bartley as well just increased the difficulty. 

“I hope that girl will be okay,” Corrie said as if she was reading Erik’s mind. 

“She should be fine,” Erik said, “You did a good job on the emergency patchwork and the ship’s captain said he’d make sure that she made it to the Hospitallers.” He turned back to look at Corrie as he heard her stop working.

“Seriously Erik, how long do we have before someone finds out that I’m not dead?” Corrie asked. There was an odd spike of determination in her emotions when she asked the question. Erik frowned as he realized she was planning something. He mentally frowned, careful not to let the expression on his face. Corrie wasn’t exactly known for the timidity of her plans.

“Probably twenty-four hours,” Erik answered, “It could be fifteen or it could be thirty. It’ll depend on when the Hospitallers call the base to tell them they have one of the Army’s ensigns. Even if it’s fifteen, we should be long gone from Battle City by then.” He looked her straight in the eye. “Why?”

“I’ve been going over what happened in my head,” Corrie answered. “I was at five thousand feet doing a wide sweep when my wing suddenly exploded. At first, I thought it was just a structural failure because nothing the Dark Towers has should be able to hit a plane that high up. Then, I was too busy trying to survive my plane disintegrating to figure out what happened.” Corrie went silent, and Erik could feel the determination building in her as she mentally prepared herself to lay out her plan. 

“Whoever did this is waiting to find out if I’m dead,” Corrie said, “This may be the best window we’ll have to find out who’s behind this and why they’re trying to kill me.”

“I thought intelligence was my job, not yours,” Erik said. 

“No, intelligence was Samantha’s job. You’ve always been more of a well-trained thug,” Corrie said in a teasing tone. Erik just rolled his eyes. Corrie’s expression grew serious again. “Listen, whoever is behind this must have had some help from inside the Army. How else did they know I was flying and where? It’s not like pilots have a set schedule.”

“Granted,” Erik said, not liking the spike of excitement in Corrie’s emotions. 

“I know my fellow officers,” Corrie said, “They play the political game almost as hard as they fight the Dark Towers in the field. Probably more so in the Air Forces than the ground pounders. If one of them set me up, they’re going to keep the evidence of who they’re working for until I’m confirmed dead. They’d need the leverage on their partners if the Imperial Guard came looking.” Erik took one look at the excited light in Corrie’s eyes.

“You want to go get that evidence,” Erik said, with a resigned tone.

“Of course,” Corrie said, a predatory smile spreading across her face.

“Corrie, I just pulled you off that island so that we could get you someplace safe,” Erik said, “A lot of work has gone into getting you back to the palace, and a lot of people have put themselves on the line for you. I’m sure the Saint is going to tear the fort apart looking for whoever was behind you getting shot down. Can we at least wait until we have you back behind a wall of Imperial Guard?”

“Erik, if I show back up at the palace, the bastards behind this will circle the wagons and we’ll never find out who it was,” Corrie said. “Erik, please. You’re the only one I’d trust to help me do this.” He sighed and felt Corrie’s soaring excitement.

“You said the same thing when we stole your father’s car because you had to go talk with Jamie Harrington,” Erik shot back. Corrie smiled at the jab. She knew that if he was bringing up their past capers, then he was already mentally preparing to go on another.

“That would have worked if you hadn’t missed the turn,” Corrie said, standing up.

“You were the one who was driving and managed to crash the car into Harrington Keep,” Erik protested.

“Which I wouldn’t have done if you hadn’t missed telling me the turn,” Corrie said as if that should have evident even to a small child. She gave him a wide smile.

“I’ll make some calls and see what I can arrange,” Erik said, reaching for his phone. 

Christopher Lee Has Passed On

At the age of 93.

Hobbits, Jedi, Nazis, and Metal-Haters are celebrating, I’m sure.

Seriously, Sir Christopher was a raging badass. He went to fight with the Finns in the Winter War. At the end of WWII, he was on a team that hunted down Nazis!

Plus, he was a metal head, working with several bands and releasing two Christmas Metal albums. 

You will be missed, Sir Christopher, but you have earned your rest.

At Least Some Justice in Biker Attack on Family

Do you remember this from a couple of years ago?

It was later found out that a couple of NYPD undercovers were part of the gang attacking the SUV.

From this story in the Wall Street Journal, both officers have been found guilty. 

Justice Maxwell Wiley found both defendants guilty of lesser charges of second-degree assault, coercion, and riot. Mr. Sims was additionally found guilty of attempted gang assault and attempted first-degree assault.

Both defendants had faced up to 25 years in prison had they been found guilty of the gang assault charge.

Sentencing is scheduled for Aug. 5 for Mr. Braszczok and Aug. 6 for Mr. Sims. Mr. Sims now faces 3-1/2 to 15 years, while Mr. Braszczok faces 2 to 7 years, prosecutors said.

Metal Tuesday – Firewind – Maniac

Powermetal meets Flashdance. What could go wrong? This is Firewind’s cover of Michael Sembello’s iconic song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BmhZFV3WbDM

Lyrics

Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of her life
In the real time world no one sees her at all
They all say she’s crazy

Locking rhythm to the beat of her heart
Changing movement into light
She had danced into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the dance

It can cut you like a knife
if the fight becomes the fire
On the wire between will and what will be

She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

On the ice blue line of insanity
Is a place most never see
It’s a hard won place of mystery,
Touch it but can’t hold it

You work all your life, for that moment in time
It could come or pass you by
It’s a push shove world
But there’s always a chance
If the hunger stays the night

There’s a cold connective heat
Struggling stretching for the peak
Never stopping with her head against the wind

She’s a maniac, maniac I sure know
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

She’s a maniac, maniac I sure know
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

It can cut you like a knife
If the fight becomes the fire
On the wire between will and what will be

She’s a maniac, maniac I sure know
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

She’s a maniac, maniac I sure know
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before

I sure know, and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before
She’s a maniac, maniac I sure know