Author: Derek

Well, No One I Know…

For today’s bullshit story, we have a sociology professor complaining that economics majors – and even those who have just take economics – are bad people.

Her proof? A study that looked at the donating habits of college students. Except, it didn’t look at all the donating habits, just whether or not the student checked the box to donate to a liberal political group or a “nonpartisan” group trying to lower tuition. 

[Head pounds desk] 

For someone who is supposedly educated, Professor Fruit Loops seems oblivious to the glaring flaw in that conclusion. 

And the kicker:

Sociologist Amitai Etzioni takes a stab at an answer. He argues that neoclassical economics isn’t a problem in itself. Instead, the problem may be that there are no “balancing” classes, ones that present a different kind of economics. In other part of the academy, he argues â€” specifying social philosophy, politicalscience, and sociology– there is “a great variety ofapproaches are advanced, thereby leaving students witha consolidated debasing exposure and a cacophony ofconflicting pro-social views.”

Being exposed to a variety of views, including ones that question the premises of neoclassical economics, may be one way to make economists more honest and kind. And doing so isn’t just about sticking one to econ, it’s an issue of grave seriousness, as the criminal and immoral behavior of our financial leaders is exactly what triggered a Great Recession once… and could again.

Listen, Dr. Dipshit, the Great Recession was caused because technocrats decided they knew what was better for society and forced banks to make bad loans. What resulted was exactly what neoclassical economics predicted when government interferes with market forces.

People like these make it hard for me to take sociology seriously. 

FSM, I wish this was an April Fools post.

Austin, the Only City in Texas Trying to Get Rid of BBQ

According to this story, the city of Austin has decided that barbecue joints need more regulatin’. I’m sure that those behind this measure will say it’s because of the environment, and how can these evil business people begrudge spending $20K to protect the future. [Insert sarcastic face].

I also have a sneaking suspicion that those behind this measure find barbecue on the “icky” side and really don’t care if some of the businesses go under because of their measure. 

Here’s hoping my favorite joint, the Ironworks, is still around the next time I make it to Austin. 

H/t Battleswarm 

There’s Gold in Them There…Sewage?

According to this article in the Guardian, scientists are looking at extracting valuable metals from human waste.

Sewage sludge contains traces of gold, silver and platinum at levels that would be seen as commercially viable by traditional prospectors. “The gold we found was at the level of a minimal mineral deposit,” said Kathleen Smith, of the US Geological Survey.
Smith and her colleagues argue that extracting metals from waste could also help limit the release of harmful metals, such as lead, into the environment in fertilisers and reduce the amount of toxic sewage that has to be buried or burnt.

Bad jokes aside, this is actually an interesting concept. It also reinforces the concept that as the price for a commodity rises, human ingenuity will come up with new ways to access those commodities. 

In this case, the commode. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself).

Monday Fiction – Avalon Chapter 16

Erik

Erik felt more than saw the Servitors’ shield come down from Anne’s magic strike. He could see the shock on the cultists’ faces as they scrambled to finish digging their summoning symbol. All except their leader. The High Servitor seemed more annoyed than anything else. Erik brought up his Galil ACE and fired a burst at the man. The High Servitor anticipated the attack and pulled one of his minions to shield himself from the gunfire. The cultist jerked as the three bullets hit her and then went still. The High Servitor dropped the body and smiled. He bent down and drew a circle on the ground. Erik had a sinking feeling he knew what was going to happen next.

“Kurt, open fire!” Erik shouted an instant before the clearing rocked with a horrific roaring. Something large and tentacled lifted itself out of the circle. Erik couldn’t tell much more because it hurt to look at the monster. Kurt yelled something in German until the rapid dud-dud-dud of the machine gun drowned him out. As they’d planned, Kurt didn’t fire at the monstrosity that was bearing down on them. Kurt was there to kill as many of the Servitors as he could. Half a dozen of the Servitors were cut down before one of the monster’s tentacles ripped the machine gun from Kurt’s hands. Erik aimed at the painfully blurry mass and fired his grenade launcher. The monster’s howl drowned out the pop-hiss of the willie-pete grenade. The next thing Erik knew he was airborne and his ACE was bent nearly in half. 

Erik knocked down several of the black-eyes as he landed on them. He tossed the useless carbine aside and drew his revolver. Erik didn’t bother wasting the precious rounds in the cylinder on the black-eyes. He sprinted back towards the monster. It was still screaming in pain as John and Nigel each pumped in more of the burning white-phosphorous grenades. The monster lashed out at the two operatives. The chemical fire made weakened it, but the monster’s tentacle slap was still strong enough to throw John a good five meters. Erik braced and fired all five rounds in his revolver. 

Erik wasn’t sure where Kurt got the “mostly-depleted” uranium he’d used in constructed Erik’s bullets, and he damn sure wasn’t going to ask. Especially not after seeing the effect they had on the Outsider monster. It’s screams took on a new high-pitch wail, and it slinked back to the portal. Erik popped open the cylinder of his revolver and dumped the brass. From what he saw, another five “special” rounds should be enough to finish the monster.

The human scream ripped Erik’s eyes away from the monster. He looked to where the High Servitor stabbed deeper into Veronica’s chest. Blood poured out of the small woman onto the grass. The High Servitor smiled triumphantly and chanted something in the Outsiders’ infernal tongue. A brilliant white tear appeared in the air behind the pair. It had to have been fifty meters high. The bastard had managed to open a gate for the Outsiders. That must have taken most of the High Servitor’s power, because suddenly Erik felt all of his powers flood back into him. He was nearly buried under the emotions and psi-scents that permeated the clearing. Erik focused on the satisfaction of the High Servitor and Veronica’s terror. 

Far’ling gleamed in the night as Erik pushed himself into the air. The High Servitor’s satisfaction dimmed as he watched Erik arc through the air. Shock and surprise blossomed in the man. The High Servitor dropped Veronica and tried to run. Erik made a small adjustment and then felt the High Servitor’s vertebrae crack and pop under his weight as he landed. 

“The Nameless God will see this world before the night is done,” the High Servitor croaked. Erik silently slashed down with Far’ling and neatly parted the man’s head and body. Decapitation was one of those wounds that made resurrection nearly impossible. Erik’s head snapped up as he heard Veronica’s whimpers of pain. Erik leapt over to Veronica. She was still bleeding profusely from the stab. Erik slapped on the single magic-infused patch he had on him. It couldn’t heal a wound that severe, but it would make sure that Veronica didn’t bleed out.

“I’m going to get you to the medics,” Erik said, “This is going to hurt.” She pushed his hands away. “Veronica, we need to get you help, now.”

“Erik, stand me up,” Veronica wheezed. He felt the determination and fear running through the woman. Carefully, he used his power to help her stand. Veronica stared at the gate. Her determination and fear heightened even more.

“We need to close this gate. Right bloody now,” Veronica said, holding her hand to patch. “I can feel them coming through.”

“I can get Arem and Anne up here to help,” Erik said, but Veronica just shook her head. 

“No time, Erik,” Veronica said. “I can see the framework of the gate, but I need more power to close it.” She gave him a sad look. “I need Far’ling.” The request took Erik aback. He’d won the sword over a decade ago. The pleading look in Veronica’s eyes told him she understood how much the blade meant to him, and how desperately she needed it. Reluctantly, he handed the elven blade over to Veronica. She closed her eyes and murmured in elven. Then she collapsed to the ground and cried out in pain and frustration. 

“What?” Erik asked as he knelt next to Veronica. 

“It’s not enough,” she cried. She looked up at Erik and he felt the pure terror that ran through her. 

“I don’t want to die,” Veronica whispered. Erik didn’t understand why she said that, but he could feel her bracing herself. Veronica handed the sword back to him, and then gave him the most sorrowful expression he’d ever seen. 

“Erik, stab me through with that sword and toss me into the gate.”

Erik didn’t hesitate. The elven blade punched through Veronica’s chest like the woman’s body was made of silk. He felt her fear, pain, and last-second fight to cling to life. He used his power to hurtle the dying woman into the widening gate. The brilliant light was the last thing Erik remembered before everything went dark.    

It’s Frighteningly Easy To Kill A Bunch of People

Not from an emotional standpoint. Humans are generally adverse to killing. It’s why most have to be conditioned or put in extreme circumstances to kill another human being.

Technologically, on the other hand, it is scary easy. This week an airliner crashed in the Alps. Rare and tragic, but not unheard of in this day and age. Now we learn that the co-pilot most likely deliberately crashed the plane. 

As I write this, there has been no definitive reason for the co-pilot’s actions. 

Here’s the issue. We are being constantly told that something must be banned because it might be misused by someone. Just as long as that something is not routinely used by those that wished it banned. Why? Because when you use something routinely, you understand that an inanimate object lacks agency. It can’t do something without human direction or manipulation. As long as there are evil humans, they will use whatever means are available to accomplish their ends. It could be a gun, gasoline, glass bottle, or airplane. 

The object doesn’t matter. The action matters.

Metal Tuesday – Testament – Hail Mary

Testament isn’t particularly one of my favorite bands, but I like their song “Hail Mary.”

Lyrics:

I am alive, I feel dirt in my eyes
There’s no escape when redemption is lost
I’m not a saint there’s no use to looking
No sins to deny just my will to go on
Arms of darkness embrace me in madness
In my life it’s mandatory
So hard to resist you, I still can’t forgive you
For sins that I cannot wash away
Hail Mary full of grace
Throw some light upon this race
Intertwining final breath
Now in the hour of death
Bound by the lies of constant denial
Pay for my sins that I bear for a child
I’m not a saint there’s no use denying
Falling from grace is my reason to go on
Hail Mary full of grace
Push me down and kick me in my face
Intertwining final breath
Now in the hour of death