Quote of the Day – My Nephew

19 Jun
June 19, 2013

Cthulhu wouldn’t take your sins away. He’d just give you more.

We had one of The Talks with my nephew. Specifically, the one about the fact that his uncles don’t believe in God.

This happened because I was wearing my Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shirt, and my nephew asked what it meant by “He Boiled For Your Sins.” His mother and I explained parody and I wore the shirt because I didn’t believe in God.

“Then how can you and mama be friends?” That turned into an explanation that people with different beliefs can still be friends. Moreover, it was good to experience different cultures and belief systems in order to find the one that matches what he thought was important. It was during this part when my nephew said the above quote.

More Talks on this subject will have to occur, but at least he is aware that not everyone believes in the same God, or even God at all.

Still, it’s kind of how even in a serious conversation with this eight-year-old, Cthulhu comes up. Granted, part of that is because of FSM. Still….

Metal Tuesday – Savatage – Beyond The Doors of the Dark

18 Jun
June 18, 2013

This week’s Metal Tuesday is Savatage’s “Beyond the Doors of the Dark.”

Savatage was one of my early favorite bands, partly because they were Tampa. They were also one of the first bands I caught in concert when they played the first Livestock back in 1991.

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p>Lyrics: Listen to me, children of the night
Beyond the doors of darkness you will find
A thousand worlds for you to see here
Take my hand and follow me, ohh oh

Beyond the doors of the dark
Demon in your heart
Scream and thrash your head
Turn around, now you’re dead
Under the darkened haze
Lost here in glaze
Are you looking to be free?

A never ending suicide
Of nightmares you have inside, oh

Another day’s begun
Under the moon and sun
Circle has been drawn
Life has been prolonged
Hell is eternity
Hell is your destiny
I’ll tell you to die

A never ending suicide
Of nightmares you have inside, yeah

Ohh, beyond the doors of the dark, yeah
Beyond the doors of the dark, oh Oh yeah

It’s time to meet your fate
Heaven can wait
All the walls are closing in
Things crawl on your skin
He’s grabbing down at you
There’s nothing you can do
No place to run and hide

A never ending suicide
Of nightmares you have inside, oh

Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh

Oh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh
Oh yeah

He wants to take your soul
You know you’re dreaming
Call your precious little life
Under my knife
Hell is eternity
Hell is your destiny
I’ll tell you to die

A never ending suicide
Of nightmares you have inside, oh

Ohh, beyond the doors of the dark, yeah
Beyond the doors of the dark, oh yeah
Beyond the doors of the dark, yeah, oh Oh, no no

Ohh

Update Carrier Settings

15 Jun
June 15, 2013

This morning, my phone asked me if I wanted to update my carrier settings. My first thought was “Great, now I can control a Nimitz-class!”

Friday Quote – 6/14/13

14 Jun
June 14, 2013

That rifle on the wall of the labourer’s cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.

George Orwell, author

In an egalitarian society, where all people are equal under the law, the ultimate expression of that equality is the common ownership of deadly weapons. It is more than an armed society being a polite society, but the realization that the populace has the means at its disposal to resist tyranny.

H/t to reader David for sending me a bunch of quotes to use.

SHTF. Now what?

12 Jun
June 12, 2013

One of my friends related a situation that happened to her. She was at a conference when an alarm sounds instructing everyone to evacuate the hotel. No siren, just flashing fire alarms and the voice telling the guests to evacuate.

Not one of the attendees at this professional conference moved until the speaker told them to evacuate.

We discussed this on the Book of Face as to why no one moved or reacted. There was some discussion that we’ve become so inured to alarms, our reactions are muted. That may be part of it, but I wonder if because it wasn’t a traditional alarm, there wasn’t the automatic reflex to evacuate.

What are the lessons?

1. Plan. “Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance.” No matter where you are or who you’re with, you need to plan. If I need to leave in a hurry, where are the exits? Where are the most likely areas an attack could come from, and what actions can I take to deter and what tools do I need to protect myself and those under my care? Don’t just make one plan. Try to have at least three for the most common situations. Planning also means having the tools available. Do you have a gun, knife, flashlight, lighter, and/or first-aid kit? If you can’t carry some of these items, do you have something that can substitute for them? Have you trained in shooting, fighting, first-aid? These are all parts of planning for emergencies before they happen.

2. Be aware. When something unusual appears in your environment, you can’t just brush it off. It may be an unlocked door, a suspicious person, or an unfamiliar alarm. If it sets off your “spidey-sense,” it did so for a reason.

3. Act. All of your planning and awareness is useless if you don’t act. It can be hard to be the first one in a professional conference to stand up and walk out while everyone stands there. It may be difficult to call about a suspicious person because of fear of falsely accusing someone. Don’t be afraid to act, and don’t be afraid to tell other people to act. They may be thinking the same as you, but need that small kick in the pants to get moving.

4. React, Adapt, and Overcome. “No plan survives first contact with the enemy.” You can’t plan for everything. There will be something that your plan didn’t take into account. This is where a level head and constant evaluation is necessary. In many ways, this is Plan, Be Aware, and Act at light speed. I know, “How do you plan for the unexpected?” Some of this will be helped by planning, it may just not be a plan you had for the original situation. Having a large “database” of plans and reactions can help when confronted with new situations. Also, being aware of alternate uses for the tools you have and the items in the environment is extremely helpful. The most important component of this is still to keep thinking. The situation doesn’t end when you put your plan into action, it ends when you are out of harm’s way.

5. Evaluation. Once the emergency is passed and everyone is safe, you have to evaluate the incident. Best to start as soon as possible, when the details are fresh. Try to have as many sources as possible to overcome your own perception issues. Ask “What went wrong/right?”; “Was there a better way?”; “What tools/training would have made this easier?”

6. Communicate. Talk with your friends and family so they can learn from your experience. Post it on Facebook, your blog, whatever. Don’t just keep it to yourself. Most of what I’ve learned isn’t because I’ve been in those situations, but because I’ve studied what others have done.

To help kick start this process, I would highly recommend the Practical Defense podcast.

Metal Tuesday – Pyramaze – The Mighty Abyss

11 Jun
June 11, 2013

This week’s Metal Tuesday is Pyramaze’s “The Mighty Abyss.”

Lyrics:

Endless ocean, oh mighty deep
A billion years old, and you never ever sleep
Nightmare creatures and playful friends
God’s creations or natures circumstance

Look into the mirror of blue
And you’ll see

(chorus)
The almighty abyss
I often stare into
The almighty abyss
Always looking back at you…….oh……

Stop to listen, and you will hear
The songs of centuries, they’ll filling your ears
Shadows pass by just like a dream
Under the surface they’re watching through the years

Look into the mirror of blue
And you’ll see

The almighty abyss
I often stare into
The almighty abyss
Always looking back at you
The almighty abyss
I often stare into
The almighty abyss
Always looking back at you……ah

See
Hear
You will know
You will feel

The almighty abyss
I often stare into
The almighty abyss
Always looking back at you
The almighty abyss
I often stare into
The almighty abyss
Always looking back at you……ah

The Circus Is Starting Today

10 Jun
June 10, 2013

Jury selection in the Zimmerman murder trial starts today. I expect this will be hyped and spun against lawful self defense in particular and the scourge of guns in general.

So far, nothing I’ve read or seen shows this as anything but a lawful self defense shooting. The problem I’ve had discussing this case with people outside of my circle (mainly co-workers) is that most people don’t really understand what constitutes lawful self-defense in Florida, when force can be used, and what constitutes a threat.

For me, the biggest lesson is that any self-defense shooting could end up like this. All I can do is make sure that I do everything I can to limit what can be used against me.

What a Pithy Tweet Looks Like

07 Jun
June 7, 2013

Marketing 101: ditch Prism, replace it with ‘Obamacare Online: Free Mandatory Backups for Everyone’

Pinboard (@Pinboard)

That’s Grade-A snark there.

Friday Quote – 6/7/13

07 Jun
June 7, 2013

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is all comprehensible.

Albert Einstein, Nobel-winning physicist

Science, by its nature, helps humanity push back the veil of ignorance to see how our universe works. Science is also self-correcting. Sometimes, the picture we see is wrong because only part of the veil has been pushed back. As we push further, the more complete picture we can see.

Why Exactly Do They Need That?

06 Jun
June 6, 2013

The Guardian managed to obtain a copy of a FISA court order to Verizon that demands a log be provided to the NSA for all calls made on Verizon’s network for a three-month period ending July 19, 2013. This log is supposed to provide the calling and receiving phone numbers, time of call, duration, and location data.

First question, was Verizon the only telecom served with one of these, or was it the only court order leaked to the press? I could see Verizon being targeted because it is the largest, but if FISA was willing to issue this kind of order for one telecom, I don’t see NSA stopping with Verizon.

Second question, what the hell does the NSA need with all of that data? If it’s pursuant to an on-going investigation, then the agency should have been able to narrow the scope of their request. If it’s just data mining, then FISA should’ve told NSA to go to hell. FISA is supposed to a safeguard against this kind of unconstitutional overreach, not a damn rubber stamp.

Third question, what’s going to happen to all that data when/if the NSA’s investigation ends? I have a nasty feeling that the entire data will find its way to one of NSA’s servers, “just in case” those records might be needed again.

Fourth question, what other governmental entities will have access to that trove of data gathered under the FISA order? If the Feds can use the provisions of the PATRIOT Act to fight the War on Drugs in addition to the War on Terror, then I can’t see this data not being used for purposes beyond what the NSA “needs.”

Final question, will this generate any outrage beyond the chattering classes? I’d like to think so, but I’m skeptical.

Already, it’s being reported that a couple of senators are defending the NSA’s actions because “they’ve doing it for years and it’s produced results.” Exactly how is that supposed to make me feel better?

Maybe Rand Paul will do another filibuster about this.