Robb over at Sharp As A Marble first came up with this beautiful take on the Lord’s Prayer:

John Moses Browning, who art in heaven

Hollowpoints be thy name

Thy kingdom come

Thy Will be done

In full or semi-automatic

Give us this day our daily range

and forgive us our misses,

as we aim for those who attack us,

and lead us not into the Midway USA Catalog,

but deliver us from Jennings.

For a 9mm is the kingdom,

.45 the power, and the Glock, forever

Kablam!

Then Miguel at Gun-Free Zone turns it up to eleventy

Seriously, if you aren’t reading these two gentlemen consistently, you are missing out on some of the best stuff in the gun blogosphere.