Things Posted Over On the Book of Face

Sometimes I post some material over there that I don’t here. These are a couple of items:

1)

Fun: Taking my nephew shooting.

More fun: Getting my nephew to tell his mother “There has been a good killing.”

2)

Coworker comes into my office to discuss a joint assignment. Before he leaves, he turns and asks me if I can smell the faint odor. The question isn’t as rude as it sounds, because we’ve had issues with the building.

Me: Yes, it’s leather dye.

CW: From what?

Me: My new belt.

CW: I don’t remember that smell from any of my belts.

Me: That’s because you buy your belts where you get your clothes from. I buy my belts where I get my holsters from.

Lightbulb goes off and my coworker wanders off.

Reputation defended for the day.

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