Ward Manor Happenings – 04.02.26

St. Augustine Happenings – Last weekend was The Wife’s and my annual pilgrimage to St. Augustine to celebrate our anniversary.

Of course, the fun started last Wednesday night when we came back from running some errands to find the HVAC wasn’t working. That was the bad news. The good news was that it seemed to be just a clog in the drain line. Annoying, but it’s life in Florida.

Thursday started with The Wife and I getting our annual eye exams. This wouldn’t be worth mentioning except both of us got our eyes dilated. Let’s just say, driving up with dilated eyes, even under my nice sunglasses, was interesting. There were a couple of things we tried out this year. One was bringing our collapsible wagon to help haul our stuff from the parking lot which is about a block or so from the B&B. The second is what we dubbed the “apartment bag.” In our travels, we often found ourselves without some basic necessities. Paper towels, wipes, other types of paper product. Both of these came in quite handy. The B&B we’ve stayed in for the last few years must have changed hands because there were some updates, including the change to keypads for all the rooms. Good, we didn’t have to keep track of a key. We were also in a new room. It was good in that it was on the first floor, but a lot of noise as it was off the main hall. The Wife was impressed with the bathroom faucet because it was one of those that looked like an old water pump. After the trip up, we just walked around near the fort before going to our favorite barbecue place for dinner.

Friday started off with our regular trip to the fort. We always go to the fort, and we got there pretty close to when they opened. They’ve done some updating of their exhibits in the last couple of years. I always recommend it. From there, we went to the “hat store” where I’ve been getting my hats for the last several years. This year, i wanted to get an actual “cowboy hat” instead of the more “fedora-ish” ones I’ve been wearing. I’ve also realized that I’m a Stetson brand-whore. I just prefer them. Fortunately, we found a couple of hats that fit my needs – one sandy-colored felt, and one white-colored straw. I ended up wearing the straw one for most of the trip. I did make the joke that it made me look more like a Texas Ranger.

From there, we walked around and visited our normal shops. Perhaps the most interesting interaction of the morning was when we went to this geek collectible shop. I’ve picked up some figures over the years, but this year, I was being very selective. I’m running out of space in my home office for the various figures I have already. Anywhoo, The Wife has this thing for Loungefly backpacks – particularly those of Hello Kitty, Disney, and most of all, Strawberry Shortcake. She found a Strawberry Shortcake backpack that interested her, and since I wasn’t getting anything, I encouraged her to buy it. It took a lot of encouragement for her to agree. Then when we got to the counter, the clerk helpfully showed off the “mini-backpacks” of the various Strawberry Shortcake characters. Well, damn it. Of course they needed to come home with us. Now The Wife and I have similar problems. She’s not sure where to put all of her backpacks, and I’m not sure where to put all my hats. The other fun anecdote was when we were in this shop that sells reproductions of 17th and 18th century items. We’ve picked up things from there over the years. This year, we were looking for a vase for The Wife. Anywhoo, somehow the clerk and I got into a discussion on the geography of southern accents. After a lunch of fish and chips, The Wife and I decided to have “creative time.” Our original plan was to set up near the fort, but there weren’t any good seating options. Fortunately, the B&B had some Adirondack chairs out front. The Wife crocheted while I worked on Part 2 of my isekai. Next year the plan is to bring this camp couch so we can do the same thing near the fort.

After creative time, we went to a new place for dinner. Okay, not really impressed – except for the PBJ shot that The Wife ordered. Both because she reported that it tasted exactly like a PBJ sandwich and it came in a tiny red solo cup. After dinner, we walked into a Prehistoric shop and came out with a couple of pretty rocks – and a brand-new Cobratech Out-The-Front pocketknife. Which, when I use the “OTF” acronym, The Wife commented it sounded like something that had its own OnlyFans account.

Saturday we decided to go to the Fountain of Youth since we hadn’t been in several years. Since it was less than a mile from the B&B, we decided to walk. It was a pleasant day which made the decision easier. Of course, what we were unaware of was that the local “No Kings” was holding their rally at the fort. As we were walking to the fountain, we were passed by protesters walking to the rally. I swear, most of them looked like AARP sent out a rallying cry. Eh, people have a right to protest.

The trip took a bit longer than expected and reinforced that we needed to get our treadmills and get back to the exercise routine. By the time we got there, the beginnings of a front were coming in. We walked around the grounds, I had to keep a hold of my hat so it wouldn’t blow off into the marshlands. We did get to see the matchlock display as well as explore the efficiencies of block and tackle. And peacocks. Lots of peacocks. Which I’m sure most of the tourists love, but I’ve lived near wild peacocks. Let’s just say that destroyed any illusions about them.

On the way back, we sort of ran into the No Kings protest. Okay, it wasn’t completely old people, but it was at least two-to-one. It was also a rowdy group that neither The Wife nor I wanted to be near. Protests can go sideways way too fast, so we did our best to GTFO. By this time, the front was definitely coming through. We knew it was going to be in the mid-sixties when we were packing. We didn’t expect a ten-degree wind chill as well. Let’s just say what was a pleasant day became uncomfortable. We had lunch at this little pizza / Italian place, and then walked to a nearby Starbucks so The Wife could try out one of their new drinks. We hit one of the chocolate places and went back to the B&B. We were planning on more creative time, but it was just too damn cold out.

As we were sitting in our room, we realized we’d done everything we wanted to do on this trip. We also realized we would rather sleep in our own beds. So, we packed up and headed back home. This gave us Sunday to relax, recoup, and do our various chores.

RIP Ross The Boss

Last week, Ross “The Boss” Friedman passed away from ALS at 72.

I knew him as the guitarist and stage presence of Manowar when I first encountered the band in the late 80’s. He was the talker of the group when The Brother, Rocket Engineer Brother, and I took a road trip up to Chicago to catch them in a rare US show.

I have fond memories of some of Manowar’s albums, but kind of fell away from the band over the last decade or so. I will always remember him on the first song that brought me into Manowar – and power metal.

Promise to the Magic Heart – Chapter 27

The tale of the Heroes is one of extraordinary tenacity and resilience, particularly when you consider that their number was a mere ten. Among them was a cleric, bound by sacred vows from bearing arms, and a courtier, whose proficiency with a sword left much to be desired. Against formidable odds, they persevered through skirmishes with ruthless bandits and relentless ambushes orchestrated by the fanatical followers of Cull. These confrontations were not merely unfavorable; the Heroes faced adversaries who outnumbered them by three to one, and on occasion, as much as five to one. Despite these overwhelming challenges, the Heroes prevailed, driven by their diverse talents and unique strengths. Each member’s distinctive nature contributed to their collective triumph, enabling them to endure the perils and ultimately emerge victorious in that fateful cavern for their final showdown. – Scholar Den Dal, answer to student question during her seminar, “Lessons From The Heroes’ Journey”

MARTEEN

Marteen closed his eyes as the squire dumped the water bucket over his head. The sudden chill was refreshing. Marteen hated wearing crystal. The heavy armor slowed him down. Even during the Reclamation War, Marteen only wore hardened leather. Damn Sonya for insisting he wear the suit. Worse, he knew she was right for insisting. Marteen couldn’t stay in the back directing the combat like Pallus. If he was going to be in the fight, he might as well be a beacon to his troops. It didn’t make the armor any easier to wear. A waterskin was thrust into one hand with an odd food in the other. It was two pieces of toasted bread with a slab of ham in between. Marteen smelled onions and mustard.

“What’s this?” he asked the squire.

“A panino,” the boy answered. “It’s Mareian.” Marteen took a bite. Not bad. Simple and tasty. Why hadn’t an elf come up with something like this? Marteen wolfed down the food and washed it down with a long swig from the waterskin. Damn – just water. Kurt and Sonya were making sure he wouldn’t get a drop of anything stronger. It was just as well. He didn’t need drink to keep his memories from haunting him. Killing the bastards who murdered Ela did that just fine.

“Here you are,” Kurt said, exasperated.

“Why are you so annoyed at me?” Marteen asked.

“You’re supposed to be leading the defense of the Outer City,” Kurt said.

“I am leading the defense.”

“How? You’ve been too busy fighting to do any leading,” Kurt countered.

“I need to be in the middle of it,” Marteen said. “I need to be out there. I need to feel the flow of the fighting if I’m going to know how to fight these bastards.” Kurt let out a long breath.

“Feeling the flow of the battle is all fine and good, but you’re not making decisions out there. You’re just fighting,” Kurt said, “Dalan is moving people around to plug the gaps, but he doesn’t have your experience in real combat. He thinks like a constable, not a soldier.”

“Dalan’s doing fine. We’re holding the Pursits,” Marteen said. Kurt grabbed the front of Marteen’s armor and yanked the elf down to his face.

“I know why you want to be out there, but Princess Illana ordered you to lead the defense, and you told that girl you would do so.”

“I made a mistake!” Marteen yelled at Kurt. “I thought I could stand back and direct like Pallus, but I can’t.” Marteen growled with frustration. He couldn’t explain to his friend how much he needed to feel the Purists fall under his swords, watch them die, and know he was paying back the debt he owed to Ela for leaving her in that place to be killed by these monsters.

“Hero Madrigal!” yelled one of the squires, pointing at a pair of bloody constables staggering into the square. Marteen and Kurt walked over to the two men as others brought healing supplies.

“Hero Madrigal, the Purist musketeers broke through,” reported the less injured constable as he dragged his comrade into the square. “The humans are slowing them down, but they’ve pushed through our companies at Anolim Street.” Marteen nodded at the news and motioned Kurt off to the side. The dwarf looked grim, but he always looked that way during a battle. Dwarves always thought the world was caving in on them.

“If the Purists are already at Anolim, they will roll us up to the wall before we can stop them,” Kurt said. Why did Kurt always have to state the obvious? Marteen gambled the Edess Kul wouldn’t risk her musket-armed troops in the mess of the Outer City. Well, that turned out wrong, so now it was time to try another gamble.

“Get the firebrands over here,” Marteen ordered one of the squires. The boy sprinted out of the square.

“Why under the God of Iron would you want those fools?” Kurt asked. “We pulled them off the line because they were causing problems.” Marteen smiled at Kurt. The dwarf didn’t understand. Marteen didn’t pull them because of the complaints. He pulled the firebrands because he wanted to save them for an occasion like this.

“Kurt, tell Dalan to regroup as many constables as he can around Mill Street,” Marteen said, “Axe will need to pull the volunteers out of Marketplace to shrink the line enough. He’s not going to like it, but at least we’ll have another dozen blocks or so before hitting the Wall.”

“Why am I telling them and not you?” Kurt asked.

“Because I’m taking the firebrands and stopping those troops.” Much to Marteen’s surprise, Kurt didn’t even argue.

One of the nice things about having Dalan directing things was that the old constable understood the need for clear avenues for moving around. Although, it was still slightly disturbing to see the normally bustling streets of the Lisandra completely deserted. Marteen led the firebrands towards the sound of the gunfire. Finally, he found the spot that felt right.

Marteen raised head just above the roof’s ridge. The Purists didn’t use the colorful uniforms like the human armies, but they certainly had the precision in their march. He saw far too many formations like that one when the Republican and Kingdom armies tried to hold back the Army of Reclamation. Marteen was willing to bet Reclamation veterans were leading those firing lines.

“They’re coming just as you said they would, Hero Madrigal,” Kann Lykal said before crouching back down behind the slope of the roof. “Two lines of twenty. Just about fill the boulevard.” Kann was typical of the firebrands. He was the third, or maybe fourth, son of one of the northern lords, and desperate for glory. The thirty or so lordlings scattered along the rooftops with Marteen were all trying to earn renown in the Battle of Lisandra. They didn’t have the patience to stand in the line of battle with the other volunteers, they were too untrained to lead. Yet, they were all proven fighters. They just needed someone to give them a little guidance and a target to fight in their unrestrained manner.

“Wait until those bastards are under us,” Marteen said to the firebrands. “Any of you get too eager, and you’ll give them a chance to use those muskets. Believe me, you do not want to get hit by one of those.” The young men around him nodded like he said something truly profound. Then again, maybe he did, in their eyes. He certainly thought his leaders back in the Reclamation Army were wise and profound instead of the proud fools they turned out to be. Marteen ducked back down and drew his two swords. He counted down in his head.

Five, four, three, two, one! Marteen leapt, slid down the roof’s tiles, and pounced on the Purists below him. The firebrands followed him into the fray. There were no screams of battle. Battlecries had their uses, but there was something disconcerting about warriors who killed wordlessly. Another trick Marteen learned from the humans. Two Purists died as Marteen landed. The Purists screamed in surprise and tried to bring their muskets down to fire. It was too late. The firebrands were already among them. Marteen badly wanted to surrender to the dance and tear through the Purists, but he needed to keep his clarity for a little longer. In less than a minute, the firebrands slaughtered the Purist musketeers. Marteen looked back and smiled. The next group of Purists stopped to bring their muskets down.

“Grab them,” Marteen commanded, pointing at the dead. Marteen stood in the middle as the firebrands held up their shields of dead men. Muskets in the Purist firing lines wavered as they saw the firebrands coming at them from behind the cover of what had been their comrades. It didn’t last long. Thunder sounded, and the boulevard filled with thick, gray smoke. Marteen heard the cracks of musket balls whipping by him and the thuds as some of the balls hit the corpses. One of the firebrands screamed in pain as a musket ball found a target.

Marteen reached the Purist firing line without being hit. That was surprising. The Purists’ muskets were supposed to be much better than those he faced during the Reclamation War. He pushed those thoughts to the back of his mind as he stepped in front of one of the Purists. The familiar rage filled him, and Marteen danced. First the Southern style. His paired swords spun, cutting down the Purists. As the firebrands joined him in the fighting, Marteen switched to Mountain Reach. Much better for close quarter fighting. The two Purists in front of him were caught flatfooted by the sudden switch. Marteen cut them down as if they were the strawmen he practiced against when he was a boy.

CRAAACK! A ragged volley came down the boulevard. Two firebrands fell to the ground screaming. Marteen spun to the firing lines down the boulevard. Well, that didn’t take as long as Marteen expected. He thought his little band would get through the third firing party before the Purists decided to fire on their own people.

“Forward!” Marteen yelled, sprinting at the Purist firing lines. The key to fighting muskets was getting in close. Speed was life. Distance was death. Several firebrands sprinted by him. One was cut down by a Purist who was quick on his reload. The firebrands slammed into the firing line with swords slashing.

“Cut through them!” Marteen yelled as he spun and slashed. “Get to the next line before they set up!” Four Purists lay bleeding on the ground. Marteen looked back. That didn’t seem right. The next lines were farther back than he expected – and there were more than there should be. Realization flashed and Marteen realized his error.

“Scatter!” he screamed. The firebrands finished their fights and dashed to the buildings lining the boulevard. Some of them reached doors and alleys before the Purists opened fire. Marteen had the briefest instant to wonder if the crystal plates would shatter before dozens of musket balls hammered into him.

Ward Manor Happenings – 03.26.26

Grandniece Happenings – Last Friday, The Wife and I played hooky from work and grabbed the grandniece for a sleepover. Our initial plans fell through, so we took her to Hobby Lobby (see below section) and then over to the big park they built in our neighborhood a year or so back. It was the first time I’d been, and I was impressed with the playground area. The girl ran herself ragged. Of course, kindergartner batteries recharge fast, because it wasn’t too long after we got back to Ward Manor, she was running around like a madcat.

The next morning, we took The Grandniece to Cracker Barrel, because it’s her favorite restaurant. Not because she likes the food, but because it has toys. We did some errands with The Grandniece and her mom before heading back to the Manor for some well deserved rest.

Hobby Lobby Happenings – As stated above, we took The Grandniece to Hobby Lobby. At which point the following conversation occurred:

Grandniece: Where are we going?

The Wife: To Hobby Lobby.

Me: This family’s version of a church

The Wife: It can’t be a church, it’s closed on Sundays.

Me: This family’s version of a synagogue then.

Skin Happenings – I’ve wanted to put something on the lid of my laptop for a while. Protection and just some “personal flair.” Finally decided on the iconic “Wave” painting. Not sure that the picture picks it up, but it has a “carbon fiber” texture that I really like. The Wife was nice enough to put it on because she is far more detail oriented than I am. It’s what makes her so great at her crafting.

Gestalt Completion Happenings – I finally got the last two Aerialbots and now have a completed Superion. I really need to reorganize my “toy table” as it’s been kind of a “crashpad” for a lot of stuff.

Spike Strip Happenings – Our hairless cat has a nasty habit of getting up on the bar counter. Sometimes he’s hunting food, but others just for attention. Over the last week, he’s been really bad about it. We have a shock mat that we used with a couple of the other cats, but Boo is our special cardio kitty. Shock mats are out. So, after some quick research, we found a relatively low-cost set of mats with spikes. These may work, or he may just route around them. We shall see.

A Couple Of Second Seasons I’m Looking Forward To

Here are a couple of animes whose first seasons I adored and are finally coming out with second seasons.

This first one I’ve been waiting impatiently since it was announced. This is one I wished it was dubbed so I could watch it with The Wife. She would love it.

I was pleasantly surprised when the second season of this was announced.