The Fiancée and I were heading to our engagement picture shoot. I’m wearing new jeans that I bought at a regular (non-Bit & Tall) shop.
The Fiancée: How do those jeans fit?
Me: The pockets are too small.
The Fiancée: Is that really the most important thing for guys?
Me: It’s in the top five.
The Fiancée: So what’s the most important?
Me: That my junk isn’t smooshed.
I’ll be here all week folks!