Since The Wife has come into my life, I have not only gone out to shop for various items (as opposed to purchasing online), but I have regularly trekked into places I wasn’t even sure what they sold.

Places I have been to more in the last eighteen months than in the previous forty years:

  1. TJ Maxx
  2. Hobby Lobby
  3. Ross
  4. Marshall’s
  5. Home Goods

I’m sure there’s a pattern.