The Brother sent me this link to Florida’s flag when it entered the Union in 1845. Overall, I’m wondering if the designer was overly exuberant with the colors. However, I want one of these.
Because Let Us Alone.
The Stories and Novels By Derek Ward
The Brother sent me this link to Florida’s flag when it entered the Union in 1845. Overall, I’m wondering if the designer was overly exuberant with the colors. However, I want one of these.
Because Let Us Alone.
This is a birthday present to The Wife. For some reason, she absolutely loves Grease. I’m not as impressed, but I managed to dig this up. It may be metal, but I’m hoping she’ll still like it.
Love ya, baby!
Salem, Wyoming, approximately 50 miles west of Laramie, 16 February 2010, 0800 hours local; Countdown: 1 year, 11 months, 14 days
Jim Collins watched the grumbling US Army soldiers as they carefully made their way down the mountain path. The soldiers were not happy. Not with the weather. Not with the terrain. Most definitely not with having to be led around by an observer who didn’t seem to be affected by any of it. Jim didn’t care. He was just happy to be back where he grew up. He felt the mountains calling to him the moment the squad left Salem.
"Remind me again why we’re tromping through these mountains instead of choppering in?" asked the lieutenant in command of the detachment. The lieutenant was almost as tall as Jim’s six-foot-two, but was draped in enough Army-issued gear that Jim couldn’t tell the difference between the officer and the soldiers he was leading. Jim couldn’t even remember the man’s name.
"Rumor has it that someone is leading this horde," Jim answered, "Don’t want to spook him with a bunch choppers in the air."
"How could anyone lead a horde?" the lieutenant asked incredulously.
"Have to ask the folks that did it in Mexico City," Jim said. Giant’s attack on a museum in Mexico City drew the world’s attention to the zombie problem. Including the army forming up its own anti-zombie force. The lieutenant’s mouth clicked shut. The officer just nodded in dawning comprehension. Jim had been there, done that, and had the scars to prove it. The lieutenant was smart enough to realize Jim might know a thing or two about mixing it up with the undead. The officer gave Jim a half-salute before returning to his squad. After another two miles, the squad of soldiers crested the hill and began the trek down. Everyone froze as the wind carried the familiar moans of zombies. Jim paused to check his PDA. With a few fumbled taps, he managed to bring up the GPS. He scowled. That couldn’t be right. Jim double checked the settings. What was the horde doing there?
"What’s the matter, sir?" the lieutenant asked.
"The horde is congregating around an old altar," Jim said, before he could stop himself. Jim paused as he thought furiously how to cover his lapse. Finally he decided boldness. "The individual leading the horde might be searching the area for some sort of an artifact."
"What kind of artifact?" the lieutenant asked.
"Don’t know, and it doesn’t really matter," Jim said. "At least not from where we sit." The lieutenant thought about it for a moment. The squad’s mission was to find the horde. Now that they succeeded, it was time to bring in the rest of the US Army’s new zombie-fighting force. Jim let the officer find his radioman. He had a different call to make.
"Go Jim," Mateo Cortez said a half-second after Jim pressed the button on his PDA.
"The horde’s been found," Jim reported. He hesitated. Mateo needed to know the rest, but there would be some uncomfortable questions afterward. Jim’s decision came down to two things: Mateo had saved Jim’s life more than once, and even more than that, Mateo was his team leader.
"Matt, the minion is probably there hunting for one of those artifacts Quentin told us about," Jim said, hoping Mateo wouldn’t ask the expected questions.
"I see," Mateo said in a frighteningly neutral voice. There was a pause as Jim heard commotion in the background.
"Jim, it looks like the soldiers you’re with just reported in," Mateo said, "The rest of the force is loading up and moving out. The Steve and Collin are riding along. Help the soldiers with you. If you can find the minion, try to capture him. Mark him if you can’t. Above all, keep those boys alive."
"Sure thing Matt," Jim said, sending silent thanks to God. So far, everything was still buried. As long as he kept the minion from the idol, everything should be fine. He hoped, anyways. Jim crept through the snowy terrain to where the squad was hastily digging fighting positions. Apparently the officer in charge of the Army’s force gave the lieutenant the same orders. At least as far as waiting for the rest of the soldiers. Eleven soldiers and one zombie hunter against a five-thousand strong horde wasn’t good odds in anyone’s book. Wait, there were only nine soldiers digging in. Where were the other two?
"Lieutenant, where are your other soldiers?" Jim demanded. The lieutenant was clearly taken aback by Jim’s sudden forcefulness.
"I sent them forward to eyeball the zombies," the officer answered. Jim’s nostril’s flared as he barely stopped himself from screaming at the lieutenant. The man had no experience with zombies. The closest this young man had been to a zombie was probably the initial screening to see if he was one of those precious few humans who could be near the undead and not flee in panic.
"Get them back here," Jim ordered, "Make sure they do it very quietly." The lieutenant was clearly confused by the sudden change in demeanor, and that worked in Jim’s favor. The lieutenant was one of those rare young officers who knew exactly what to do when encountering something he didn’t understand – defer to the person with the experience. Jim would never know to thank two sergeants who carefully mentored and guided the young officer through some harrowing firefights.
"Sergeant, recall the OP," the lieutenant ordered, "Tell them to be quieter than ghosts back here." The sergeant nodded. The noncom was of the same opinion as his officer. Jim let the soldiers do their thing while he assessed their position. The horde was in the middle of a small valley ringed with large hills and small mountains. Covering most of the valley was an evergreen forest. The edge of the forest ended maybe fifty yards from the base of the hill the squad was digging into. The overcast sky would keep the squad from being blinded by light reflecting off the snow blanketing the ground.
The squad was on the slope of the hill, giving them about another fifty yards from the edge of the forest. Jim would have preferred more distance, but at least the soldiers were keeping their lines of retreat open. Following a suggestion from Zombie Strike, the squad switched out their grenades for claymore mines. The squad placed twelve of the mines along the front of their fighting positions. Another half-dozen were set up further up the hill to give the squad more breathing room as they retreated. Jim was under no grand illusions. If that horde came calling, the squad could do little more than whittle away at the zombies. There would be no way they could hold the position before the horde reached crush.
Jim checked his PDA. In fifteen minutes, the rest of the soldiers would arrive. He looked at the map again. The soldiers were moving too fast. There was no way those armored vehicles should be covering ground that fast. Especially not in this terrain. His heart dropped as he heard the rhythmic thrumming of helicopters. The sound echoed through the valley. The sound of hunting moans erupted from five thousand decaying throats. The soldiers froze as the horrific cacophony swept over them.
"Get into your positions!" Jim yelled. There was no longer any point in being quiet. He needed the soldiers to focus on his voice instead of the moans. The response was almost instantaneous. As the soldiers rushed into their firing holes, Jim continued speaking.
"Tell your scouts to run as fast as they can back here," Jim said to the lieutenant. The officer nodded as Jim addressed the squad. "Zombies don’t run, so don’t shoot your friends as they come out of the forest." The soldiers let out a morbid chuckle. It was a good sign. "Zombies are slow. They’ll give you all the time in the world to put them down. Just try to remember to shoot them in the head." The helmets bobbed as the soldiers nodded. All they had to do was keep their heads and take their time.
"Stilwell, keep that SAW quiet until the zombies are ten meters from the base of the hill," the sergeant ordered, taking his cue from Jim. "As soon as they reach the bottom of our hill, we blow the claymores and fall back. Cover each other and watch your ammo." The sergeant’s calm voice steadied the soldiers. They started a bit as their two friendlies sprinted out of the forest. The soldiers couldn’t see the zombies in the forest, but their moans were coming closer. Jim unslung his ZKC and moved next to the lieutenant. The officer didn’t look happy.
"We’ve been ordered to hold this hill," the lieutenant said grimly. "Colonel said we’d have a company waiting for us at the top." Jim gave the lieutenant a humorless smile.
"Sucks to be bait," Jim said. The lieutenant simply nodded. Complaining wouldn’t change anything. Jim clapped the officer on the shoulder before taking his own spot on the line. The waiting was the hardest part. The moans were growing louder and louder as the horde came closer. A couple of soldiers looked over at Jim. He waited patiently, hoping his own anxiety wasn’t showing.
The first zombie emerged from the forest. Jim ignored anything that made the creature seem human. The clothes, the wounds, the face, none of it mattered. Jim put the reticle over the zombie’s head and squeezed the trigger. The zombie jerked backwards as its head exploded into a red and gray cloud. There were a few shots from the soldiers. The sergeant bellowed a curse-laden reminder to hold fire until they had a zombie in their sights and quit wasting ammo. The squad didn’t have to wait long.
A wave of over a hundred zombies staggered from the tree line. The firing line erupted as the soldiers opened fire. A dozen zombies fell. The pristine snow darkened with blood and other nasty fluids. The squad’s fire became ragged chorus of pops as the soldiers took down the oncoming undead as fast as they could. Jim’s fire was slower, but he was watching the flow of the horde. For every zombie the squad dropped, five more emerged to take their place. That wasn’t good.
The earsplitting chatter of the squad’s machinegun thundered across the battlefield as the zombies approached the hill. The gunner wasn’t even trying for head shots. His only purpose was to knock the zombies down and keep them back from his squad. The impressive fire from the machine gun only bought the squad a minute. The sergeant waited until roughly fifty zombies were at the base of the hill. Jim was deafened as twelve pounds of C4 plastic explosive hurled thousands of steel balls into the mass of oncoming zombies. The claymores scythed down hundreds of zombies. Jim didn’t wait to get an accurate count. He was charging up the slope to the next line of claymores.
The odd black costume caught Jim’s eye. He stopped running. The minion was standing in the middle of the horde, maybe ten yards from the tree line. This one wasn’t wearing the ninja costume donned by his cohorts. Instead he wore a long black duster. A bandana and Stetson hat masked his face. The hunting rifle in the minion’s hands came up. Jim snapped his own weapon up. Jim fired half a heartbeat before the minion. It was just long enough to see the black garbed man fall back before everything went black.
The rifle is a weapon. Let there be no mistake about that. It is a tool of power, and thus dependent completely on the moral stature of its user. It is equally useful in securing meat for the table, destroying group enemies on the battlefield, and resisting tyranny. In fact, it is the only means of resisting tyranny since a citizenry armed with rifles simply cannot be tyrannized.
The Wife and I decided on this film for our movie night viewing. I knew of the Killdozer story from the growing internet folktale of the event. I was curious to see how it was portrayed.
The documentary uses audio tapes made by Marv Heemeyer in the months leading up to the Killdozer event and interviews with his friends in the first act to bring Marv to life. The filmmakers use this time to help Marv build his case against the authorities in the town of Grady.
Then, the second act feeds in the counter narrative with interviews from members of the local government and parts of Marv’s tapes that were more, shall we say, ranting. By the end of the second act, I was a bit more ambivalent on whether Marv was fucked over by the town or Marv just had a persecution complex.
The third act was the Killdozer rampage. I learned a lot of details about how Marv built, armed, and drove the Killdozer. The last act is going to be shaded by how you come out of the previous two acts. Since I was feeling more ambivalent already, the rampaging done made me more ambivalent.
Summary – I thought this was a well-done documentary. I think anyone who champions the Killdozer as a myth of the common man against corrupt government should watch this. Then, after seeing this, do you think if the folktale holds, or should we discard this?
I’ve seen the mobs tearing down statues with a weary resignation. After all, this is the violence of the mob, and the mob cannot be reasoned with. There’s only three things to do with the mob: let it run wild and hope that it spends its energy before lives are lost; contain it so that it’s destruction is contained to an area; or finally quash it with all available force. None of these come without cost in blood and property.
This post isn’t about what to do with mobs. This is about what to do with public statues. Statues are supposed to commemorate great events or persons, represent public values, beautify the community, and/or fund public funds to the artistic community. The problem in our current multi-faceted community is that we have statues that not only do not reflect some factions’ values, but represent horrific events/attitudes in their view. Why should they support those with their tax dollars?
My personal opinion is that all statues should be privately owned and funded. If some great event needs a statue or monument, then there shouldn’t be a problem for a non-profit to raise the funds. Plus, private funding of monuments prevents government from being petitioned to use public funds for largely unwanted projects. I’ve seen some of the statues Tampa has commissioned, and most of them seem like payoffs.
What to do with the current statues? I’m all for cities, states, and even the federal government selling or giving them to private entities. Right now, it would be in the best interest of many municipalities and states to sell as many of them as possible to make up for lost tax revenue. I also have no issue with the government saying that the new owners must relocate the statues.
This is a sweet, if quirky, song. I won’t say it doesn’t remind me of The Wife, but…
Skull Island, Southern Pacific, 15 February 2009, 1000 hours local Countdown: 1 year, 11 months, 15 days
James "Jim" Collins silently urged the team in front of him to get moving. The zombie horde was reaching crush, the point where the sheer numbers of the horde would overwhelm anything the defenders could throw at them. Smart zombie fighters knew to retreat and maneuver before crush. This team hadn’t quite gotten to that point yet. They were about to get overrun. Those who fell would be added to the population of undead that roamed Skull Island. Jim took a closer look at the team leader. The man was so busy shooting the zombies in front of him that he wasn’t watching the horde as a whole. It was time to intervene and save them before they were lost.
Jim gave his horse a nudge. It had taken a couple of months, but Seminole was finally able to overcome its fear of the undead. Animals, like most humans, fled from the undead. Jim spent his recovery from his recent injuries during the battle in the Mexican museum training this horse. Jim walked Seminole behind the line of fighters and unslung his new rifle. He took aim at one zombie that seemed to be moving the quickest. The rifle boomed. The top half of the zombie’s head vanished into mist as the .500 magnum bullet vaporized brain and bone. The distinctive report of the rifle drew every team member’s attention. They stopped firing and all turned to look at him. Jim’s stomach plummeted. If he didn’t get these folks out of here quick, the zombies would swarm them.
"Retreat through the woods!" Jim ordered, "Get to the secondary position." To punctuate his command, Jim casually worked the lever on his rifle and took down another zombie. The second gunshot galvanized the team. With practiced fluidity, the team performed a fighting retreat. Satisfied the team would make it to the next line of defenses, Jim took down another two zombies before riding back up the trail to the observation post. Jim could feel his horse’s relief as the gap between them and the zombies opened. Jim was surprised to see Slim at the observation post as he rode up. Slim approached with a slow and careful stride. The other man’s wound was still very tender. Well, that wasn’t all surprising. Slim had been run through with the equivalent of a lance by Giant, Zombie Strike’s nemesis. The lanky Brit damn near died. The very fact the Brit was up and moving was a testament to the power of modern medicine and the raw determination of Slim. Jim tipped his hat in greeting as Seminole trotted next to Slim.
"Mr. Cortez sends his regards and asks that you join him at the command center," Slim said. Jim was sure the man had been a British naval officer in his previous life. Slim sounded exactly like the characters out of Horatio Hornblower.
"Who’s going to watch the kids?" Jim asked, nodding his head at the monitors. The team from the Texas Rangers managed to reach the second defensive position and was engaging the horde. They’d be fine for the moment, but they still hadn’t got the hang of realizing when crush was happening.
"I believe Mr. Blanchard has tasked the Gunny to take over the minding of the trainees," Slim answered. Those poor, poor trainees. Jim didn’t envy them one bit.
"Go ahead and let them know I’m on my way," Jim said. Jim nudged the horse down the trail back to the main compound. Seminole wanted to run, but Jim restrained him back to an easy cant. It wouldn’t do either of them a lick of good if a wayward zombie surprised Seminole. It was a good way to get thrown from the saddle. Jim had just finished healing up from the last mission. The older he got, the harder it was to come back from those injuries.
The main compound was dominated by what was once Skull Island’s hotel. Fifteen stories of luxury accommodations for guests and staff. There were still some guests, but the majority of the people on Skull Island belonged to Zombie Strike, a privately operated anti-zombie unit financed by the world’s largest insurance firm. Jim rode through one of the gates in the fifteen foot concrete walls. The stable was a haphazard affair. Jim and some of his team mates managed to slap it together out of spare building materials. It was functional, but the riot of colors and textures from its mishmash construction would never be anything but ugly. Seminole didn’t seem to mind. The horse just cared it was warm, zombie-free, and stocked with food.
Jim left Seminole in the hands of the stable master, a maintenance tech in his day job. These days, most everyone was wearing more than one hat. Jim was not only part of the training cadre on Skull Island, but he was part of Zombie Strike’s field team. It was in that role Jim was being summoned. He got into one of the gilded elevators, put in his identification card, and braced against the still unfamiliar sensation as the elevator dropped. The command center was below the hotel – several stories below the hotel. It was the main nerve center of Zombie Strike’s operations. The room was stuffed with roughly twenty intel analysts and their workstations. In the center of the room was a conference room where the field team met.
Mateo Cortez, the field team leader, was watching one of the large displays as Jim entered. Collin DuBois, who acted as Mateo’s second in command, was lounging with his boots on the conference table. Jess, Mateo’s foster daughter and the team’s sniper in training, was sitting quietly at the table, loudly ignoring the young man standing in the far corner. If Billy noticed her disdain, he wasn’t showing it. He was concentrating on the same display Mateo was watching. The Steve, the team medic and resident lunatic, was typing away at a laptop.
"Jim, take a seat," Mateo said without turning around, "We need to get started."
"What about Quentin and Sport?" Jim asked as he sat down.
"They’re already en route to the AO," Collin said.
"The what?" Jim asked. Like every other former military in Zombie Strike, Collin used to many acronyms. It was confusing.
"We have a zombie outbreak in Wyoming," Mateo said. Jim felt a cold shock run through his spine. He felt paralyzed as Mateo continued talking.
"Initial report of the outbreak had the zombies overrunning a rest area on the interstate. The horde is heading towards a small town called Salem," Mateo said, "Our people intercepted a report of some guy in all black who seemed to be leading the horde."
"Giant?" Billy asked, extremely interested. The young man felt as if he had a personal score to settle with their enemy.
"Not from what the state trooper reported," Collin answered. With deliberate ease, Collin swung his legs off the table and stood up. "We may have ourselves a minion, mates." Jess perked up at that bit of news. The Steve looked up from the laptop for a brief moment before he promptly went back to typing.
Jim felt a crushing terror. He could feel the karmic wheel starting to roll over him. Why couldn’t the past just stay in the past? Well, it had been almost twenty years ago, Jim’s rational mind reminded him. They probably weren’t even looking for him anymore. Besides, it wasn’t like he even looked like he did back then. Years of hard labor in the outdoors had done their damage on Jim. His black hair was thinning and gray. His face weathered and creased. Plus he would be wearing armor. No one would know. Not even her.
Mateo gave Jim a concerned look. Jim quickly buried all of his fears and smiled at his team leader. The two looked at each other for an uncomfortable moment. Mateo broke eye contact to address the team. What did Mateo see in Jim’s eyes for that brief moment? The possibilities rattled Jim. The only way to go now was forward.
"The US government is sending its new anti-zombie unit to deal with the outbreak," Mateo said, "Officially,Zombie Strike is not supposed to be there. Unofficially, we’ve been asked to assist. The military wants veterans in the field to make sure their troops avoid the mistakes we’ve already made. Quentin and Sport will be setting up the initial contacts and find out exactly what this anti-zombie force needs from us. They’re also there to find ways for us to operate without this force’s knowledge."
"Let me guess," Billy said, his thick Brooklyn accent giving his words a sarcastic slant, "You guys want us to snatch the minion."
"Gold star for the young man," Collin said, "We are wheels up in twenty." That was the signal the meeting was over. The team dispersed to get their gear. Mateo grabbed Jim’s elbow as he tried to leave.
"Is there anything you want to tell me?" Mateo asked. One look at Mateo’s face, and Jim knew he could tell him everything without judgment. Mateo would probably even understand. It just wasn’t enough to overcome twenty years of secrecy.
"No Matt. Nothing at all."
Fascism and communism are not two opposites, but two rival gangs fighting over the same territory – both are variants of statism, based on the collectivist principle that man is the rightless slave of the state.