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Ward Manor Happenings 01.08.26
Petty Amusement Happenings – Sometimes, the simplest and most inane things amuse me. Such as figuring out how to get my laptop to rotate colors on the keyboard and alien sigil on the lid. It serves no function other than personal amusement.
Writing Happenings – I finished the first “finished” draft of my isekai story and sent it off to my alpha reader. At some point, it will show up on the blog. Honestly, I’m treating this one as pulpy serial fiction. I’m sketching out the second story, but I really need to finish up the fourth installment of the Irregulars. That one is almost done, but I suck at endings.
Battery Charging Station Happenings – Saturday, I received my kickstarter from Olight for their Ostation Pro. It also included some of their AA and AAA batteries, a headlamp, and some patches. The last item(s) resulted in the Grandniece discovering Derek’s Patch Board. I have way more charging capacity than I need, but sufficient to what I want. Plus, the plan is for when the next storm is approaching, I can cycle all the batteries through. I have noticed that the batteries Olight sent me prefer to be charged in their Pro charger.
The Wise Man Saga – Let’s go back to July of 2021. Before MIL moved in, the downstairs bedroom was planned as the guest room and we wanted a sleeper sofa in there. We found a nifty one that instead of pulling up the bed, you kind of rolled it out. MIL slept on it for a couple of years after moving in before deciding she would like some more room in her bedroom. (Rolled out, the sleeper did dominate the room). The sleeper sofa then moved to BIL’s and SIL’s house. About a week before Christmas, SIL showed up with a little figurine that looked like it was out of a nativity. She was wondering if it was ours. We don’t have any nativities at Ward Manor. At that point, the family started running down every possibility of where this little figurine could have come from to no avail. It is the mysteriously appearing Wise Man.
Sabaton Essentials
Ran across this little gem. I found it interesting that my favorite songs are not in Joakim’s list.
Promise to the Magic Heart – Chapter 21
In the annals of the Jeweled Empire, Kallus Parn will be enshrined as one of its most transformative chancellors—a figure whose contributions cannot be overstated. To have foreseen this when he first entered the Diet and boldly severed his ties with the Blood Loyalist faction, renouncing his family’s entrenched allegiances, would have required remarkable prescience. Indeed, his prospects seemed especially grim when he also spurned the Traditionalists. Junior members of the Diet typically do not dare to eschew the major factions. Yet, this very audacity rendered Kallus Parn virtually invisible to the senior echelons of the Diet, those complacent titans who failed to perceive his subterranean efforts. They remained blissfully unaware as he meticulously gathered a coalition of disaffected independents and juniors, quietly expanding his network of confidants and allies. Thus, when the Night of Fire and Blood left the principal factions of the Diet in a state of paralysis, it was Kallus Parn who emerged from the shadows to fill the leadership vacuum. It was through his decisive and unyielding leadership that order was restored. It was Kallus Parn’s guiding hand that steered the Empire through the tumultuous years following the mysterious disappearance of the infant princess. He was the linchpin in forging a historic treaty with the Republic, a pact that not only modernized the Empire’s military forces but also set the stage for a new era of strategic strength. Inevitably, his detractors hastened to label him as a practitioner of ruthless politics, driven by a relentless pursuit of personal ambition. Yet, even if such aspersions hold a kernel of truth, they pale in comparison to the magnitude of his accomplishments. To ignore or dismiss the substantive achievements of Kallus Parn is to indulge in a myopic and fundamentally flawed critique. For in the final analysis, Kallus Parn’s legacy is indelibly marked by his extraordinary capacity to rejuvenate an ailing Empire. His is a testament to the impact of resolute and visionary leadership—a legacy that will not soon be forgotten. – Argis Parn, official historian of the Parn Family
PALLUS
Pallus followed his father’s chamberlain into the office of the Chancellor of the Diet. The emerald walls glowed softly through several tapestries. Two of the tapestries were embroidered with the portraits of the two-hundred and forty-two men and women who held the office of Chancellor since the nobility forced the Diet on the Crystal Blood. Pallus knew his father already arranged for the Empire’s finest embroiderer to do his portrait. Not that his father expected to leave the Chancellorship anytime soon.
Pallus sat down in the middle of the three leather chairs arranged in front of the Chancellor’s desk. The chamberlain walked to the large, stone-topped pine table running almost the entire length of the office’s back wall. The light wood and white granite looked out of place among the room’s darker woods and jeweled surfaces. It didn’t surprise Pallus that his father was using the table upon which the last free Lord of the Mountains signed the annexation treaty ending dwarven independence as mere furniture. The chamberlain poured Pallus’s preferred amber wine and handed the glass to the scion of his master before withdrawing.
Pallus’s father ignored him, ostensibly finishing some paperwork. Pallus never understood the affectation, but it was how the game was played among the lords. Pallus took the time to look at the other tapestries. The first, hung over the Chancellor’s right shoulder was the four-pointed star emblem of the Empire. The points of the star had the emerald circle of the Diet, the sapphire circle of the Sacellum, the amethyst circle of the Liopasto, and the white circle of the Crystal Blood. Behind the chancellor’s left shoulder hung the emblem of the Chancellor, a gold gavel on a field of green. The last tapestry in the office hung was the crest of House Parn. It was hung to Pallus’s left in one of his father’s favorite places to stare while pondering.
“Honor, duty, courage,” Pallus murmured to himself as he looked at the three blue swords on a field of yellow. The center sword was larger and dominated the crest. Honor was first among the three sacred creeds of House Parn.
“So, you do remember your House,” Chancellor Parn said, laying down his pen.
“I didn’t come here to continue old arguments, father,” Pallus said. His father raised an inquisitive eyebrow.
“Then why have you made the trek across Aponte Hill?”
“I came here to ask you to declare a state of emergency and recall the Capitol Army.”
“I thought you just said you didn’t come here to rehash old arguments,” Chancellor Parn said, with the coldest neutrality.
“Father, have you seen what is out there?” Pallus asked. “Ten thousand Purists. With siege engines. And muskets. Are you still going to maintain the Purists are just an unruly mob that should be handled by the constables?”
“Pallus, you are a soldier. From what I hear, a very good soldier. Unfortunately, you think like a soldier. You do not understand how to properly manage a crisis as a lord of the empire should,” the chancellor said, with a hint of disappointment. “If you did, all of this would be clear.” Pallus took a long drink of his wine as he examined his father. The man was ruthless, cunning, and used every opportunity to advance his own personal power. So, what action would benefit his father the most at this moment? Pallus’s eyes narrowed.
“You’ve already recalled the Capitol Army,” Pallus said. His father’s face maintained the same cool neutrality.
“Why would I have done that?” Chancellor Parn asked, in a far too reasonable tone.
“For the same reason you kept the army and the nobles’ armsmen off of the streets of Lisandra on the Night of Fire and Blood,” Pallus answered, matching his father’s tone.
“Repeating such wild accusations is irresponsible, Pallus,” his father said, reprovingly. Pallus let the barest hint of a smile cross his face.
“Father, I was standing outside your door when you and your minions planned your response to the riots. Your restoration of order in Lisandra won your faction enough converts to secure your bid for the Chancellorship. It also positioned House Parn to be one of the First Houses,” Pallus said. “You’re attempting to use the same tactic all over again, but with much higher stakes. Pretend to ignore a building crisis until it reaches a crescendo and then come riding to the rescue and reap the rewards.”
“I’ve been blessed by the Goddess to be in the right place at the right time,” the chancellor said in a perfect politician voice.
“Father, I’m talking to you as your son, not as the commander of the Crystal Guard,” Pallus said, “Could we not lie to each other? This conversation will go far more smoothly.” A genuine smile spread across the chancellor’s face, and Pallus restrained himself from showing his repulsion.
“Then, yes, the army is preparing for its return to Lisandra,” Chancellor Parn said. “From what General Lopanes informs me, the army should be coming through the gates the day after tomorrow.”
“Of course, General Lopanes,” Pallus said and took another sip of his wine. “How much are we adding to his retirement for this?”
“I’m allowing his son to marry one of your cousins,” his father answered. “His family has certainly proved its loyalty to our House enough over the decades.”
“Well, at least we agree on one thing,” Pallus said. “What exactly are you hoping to gain from this?”
“To secure the primacy of the Diet,” Chancellor Parn said, as if it should have been obvious to anyone. “As well as ensuring our House maintains it primacy among the other First Houses for the next few generations.”
“Of course,” Pallus said. He placed his wineglass on the desk before standing.
“Off to run and tell that jumped-up trollop you’re bedding about my plans?” Chancellor Parn asked.
“No. I’m not going to say a thing to Sonya. We are talking here as father and son, I advise you to tell the princess and her regent about the army as well as declare a state of emergency,” Pallus answered.
“Why under the Goddess would I do something like that?” his father asked, somewhere between bemused and annoyed.
“Because if you don’t, it will be the second grievous mistake you’ve made, and I don’t want to see House Parn fall because of your bungling,” Pallus answered.
“Second mistake? What would have been my first mistake? Our House is among the Firsts. Through the Diet, we control the Empire,” Chancellor Parn snarled.
“Your control hangs by a tenuous string,” Pallus said. “One that is dangerously close to snapping. As for your mistakes, your first was chasing Rin out of the Empire.”
“Humans are all liars,” Chancellor Parn said, waving a dismissive hand.
“Rin didn’t tell anyone what, or more appropriately who, sent him scurrying back to Marei,” Pallus said.
“Then, how do you know it was me?”
“Because of your constant attempts to betrothe Illana and me after he was gone.”
“A marriage between the princess and you would have secured our House’s future,” Chancellor Parn snapped. “Instead, you went and started screwing her regent.” Pallus bit down his anger. His father was a master at manipulating people into making mistakes. Pallus took another sip of wine to give himself a moment to calm down and think.
“The sad part is that you don’t understand why chasing Rin off was a mistake. For your edification father, Rin’s departure broke the princess’s heart at a very delicate time. That made it impossible for anyone to get close enough to her to accept a proposal of marriage,” Pallus said. The chancellor sat back and gave his son a rare appraising look. Pallus surprised him.
“You’re correct. That scenario never occurred to me. It certainly explains her refusals of all other offers. Still, that was in the past, and we must focus on the present.”
“You still don’t understand the depth of your mistake. When it comes out that you were directly responsible for Rin leaving – and I assure you, it will – I would not be surprised if Illana executes you, assuming she couldn’t find anything worse to do.”
“The human won’t say anything to the girl,” Chancellor Parn said. “He’s a Mareian. They’re too proud to admit something like that.”
“You don’t understand their relationship,” Pallus said, “At some point in the near future, hopefully after we get through this crisis, Illana will ask Rin directly why he left. Rin can’t lie to her. Not won’t lie to her. Can’t lie to her. If I were you, I would decide how you are going to explain your actions in such a way that won’t end with your head being violently separated from your body.”
“The Empire cannot have a human as the Imperial consort!” Chancellor Parn bellowed. “No one would accept that! Everyone will see that my actions prevented a crisis that we could not have afforded at the time.”
“That won’t save you. Maybe, if at that time, you bothered to explain the realities to Rin and Illana – or enlisted Sonya or Kurt to do it for you – they probably would have agreed to some sort of mutually beneficial arrangement. Possibly a political marriage with Rin as courtesan to the princess,” Pallus said. “Those two would have done whatever was necessary to stay together. Instead of realizing that and using it to the benefit of our House, you did everything you could to keep them apart, including driving Rin back across the Jeweled Sea. Now, we have to deal with the aftermath.”
“The Diet and the Sacellum would never have agreed to what you proposed,” Chancellor Parn said. “It would go against all tradition and propriety.” Pallus gave his father a flat look.
“You mean you weren’t sure if you could manipulate Rin. Considering how you and the Suprema run the Diet and the Sacellum, a politically expedient solution could have been found,” Pallus said. “Instead of building a relationship with a human, you chased off the one person who could exert some restraint over the princess on a gamble she would accept a substitute of your choosing. In the soldiering world, that is called a strategic miscalculation.” Pallus gave his father a contemptuous look. “Now you’re going to compound that error with your current plotting.”
“You think you understand this better than me? You understand nothing! In two days’ time, the people of this city will know who truly saved them from the Purists, and it won’t be the Crystal Blood!” Chancellor Parn said. “Then, your precious princess will have to accept whatever I tell her if she wants to have any authority once she ascends to the throne."
“The nobles will toe the line because they fear you more than the Crystal Blood. At least for now. The commoners, on the other hand, know the princess and the Heroes of the Empire stepped up to protect them. They know who will fight alongside them to keep their homes and families safe, and they will know who used this crisis for political gain. After all of this is settled, they will throw their support to the Crystal Blood. I only hope our House survives when the princess comes for a reckoning.”
“That will be impossible if she never reaches the throne. She cannot ascend without the consent of at least a third of the Diet,” Chancellor Parn said triumphantly. “If she sets herself against the Diet, enough will vote against her.” Pallus gave his father an appraising look.
“So, that’s the second string to your bow,” Pallus said. His father nodded. “This will be amusing to watch.”
“What?” his father asked.
“You think Princess Illana has the same level of political skill as Sonya,” Pallus said, “You have no idea how badly you underestimated that young woman. Especially now Rin is by her side again.” Pallus walked to the door, stopped, and turned back. “Don’t worry, father. I will make sure our House meets its obligations after your head is thrown off of Traitor’s Cliff.” Pallus didn’t wait for his father’s ensuing tirade. There were plans to be made.
Ward Manor Happenings – 01.01.26
Tech Support Happenings – The Sunday before Christmas, The Wife and I went over to her BFF’s place so I could help set up BFF’s new computer. The whole thing went together fairly well with minimal issues. It was kind of fun introducing the BFF to the wonder of velcro straps instead of zip ties for cable management.
Christmas Eve Happenings – The day of Christmas Eve was The Wife and I making some excursions. For some reason, I got a wild hair up my butt for some mead. I don’t really drink, maybe a glass or two a year. But I felt the desire for honey wine. So, we went to liquor store to find no mead. Can’t really complain, as demand spikes up around this time of year, and I can’t see it being a high-volume item for a liquor store. Surprisingly, I found some on Doordash and picked up two varieties. There are days I love living in the future.
After dinner, we opened our advent calendars. The Wife and MIL found one of those “men’s advent calendar” that had a bunch of little survival tools. Some of them will end up in my sling bag or work bag. Most of it will end up in the hurricane kit.
Christmas Happenings – Christmas started with our normal pancakes and relaxing. Then it was doing some prep for our overnight guests, whom we had to go pick up before dinner. The Wife’s Niece and the Grandniece agreed to stay over Christmas night so we could get an early start to our Day-After Christmas adventure. The main course for dinner was a very good lasagna made by SIL. There was a lot of food, a lot of chatting, a lot of the Grandniece opening presents and playing with her new toys. And a lot of left-overs.
The Wife Is Best Wife Happenings – Earlier this week, one of my coworkers sent me a text asking if an address in Parrish was near me. My response was Yes, if I was at home, but I’m at the office right now. Seems there were a pair of bikes being offered for free at the location, but since the coworker lives in Tampa, she was hoping I was at home and could just swing by to make sure the bikes were still there. Since The Wife is off this week, I asked if she would be willing to swing by and check on them. The Wife graciously agreed and then brought the bikes home so the coworker can pick them up from Ward Manor. She is the best wife.
Zoo Happenings – The Grandniece has been asking to sleep over for a while. So, we agreed on them sleeping over Christmas night, and we would take Niece and Grandniece to ZooTampa the next day. The Wife and I wanted to go back since our excursion last summer was cut short and I missed the Florida section. When we got there, we opted for ZooTampa’s “pay-for-a-day-get-the-whole-year” special for all four of us. Heck, even if we go just once more, it’s kind of paid for itself. The neat thing is when we were driving in, the was a big panel truck with the ZooTampa logo on the back. Turns out it was a manatee being delivered to ZooTampa for rescue/rehab. This time we brought our collapsible wagon, on the idea that the Grandniece would be riding in it. She did a little, but it was nice being able to drop all of our stuff in the wagon and cart it around. It did mean there were times we had to swap off so everyone could go see the animals. It also meant that I really didn’t need to swap out my sling bag for the backpack. But lessons learned. Needless to say, by the time we dropped Niece and Grandniece back at their place and made it home, we were exhausted.
Weight Happenings – Not happening. I overindulged pretty badly over Christmas week. I’ll get back on the scale after New Years. I always hate the first week getting back on program because I have to retrain my stomach that it doesn’t need to be full all the time. Although it was well after Christmas that I realized I never had my usual chocolate orange this year.
2025 Anime Rankings
Again for this year, I’m grouping all of the anime in my recommendations into “Best Of”, “Loved”, “Liked”, and “Meh”. Unlike last year, I have ten Best Of slots. I also am not putting the trailers here, because I am also debuting my new Anime Listings page which will let you see all of the anime I’ve recommended and the posts with the trailers.
Best Of
As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I’ll Use my Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World
Blue Box
Dan Da Dan
From Me to You
I’ll Become the Villianess Who Will Go Down in History
Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation
Sakamoto Days
Solo Camping For Two
Solo Leveling
The Fragrant Flower Blooms With Dignity
Loved
Aldnoah Zero
Chained Soldier
From an Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman
Gargantia on the verduous planet
Go go loser ranger
Gurren Lagan
Headhunted to another world: From Salaryman to Big Four
I Left My A-Rank party To Help My Former Students
Izetta: The Last Witch
Okitsura: Fell In Love With an Okinawan Girl, but I Just Wish I Knew What She’s Saying
Ranma 1/2
Real Girl 3D
RWBY
The Daily Life of a Middle Aged Online Shopper in Another World
The Too-Perfect Saint: Tossed Aside by My Fiance and Sold To Another Kingdom
Wotaki: Love is Hard for Otaku
Liked
365 Days to the Wedding
Ameku MD: Doctor Detective
Ascendance of a Bookworm
I May Be a Guild Receptionist But I’ll Solo Any Boss to Clock Out on Time
I Parry Everything
I’m Getting Married to a Girl I Hate in My Class
I’m the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire
I’ve Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level
Kowloon Generic Romance
Kuromurko
Love Is Indivisible By Twins
My Stepmom’s Daughter is My Ex
Scooped Up By an S-Rank Adventurer
The Banished Former Hero Lives as He Pleases
The Gorilla God’s Go-To Girl
The Strongest Magician in the Demon Lord’s Army Is a Human
The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic
The Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting
Welcome to Japan, Ms. Elf
Why Raelina Ended Up At the Duke’s Mansion
Meh
Date A Live
Medaka Kuroiwa is Impervious To My Charms
Metal Tuesday – Brother’s Choice – Top Albums 2025
This year was a departure for me in how I listen to music. I decided to go full-bore into self hosting a large amount of the tools I use. Partly because it interests me, partly because I want control of my data, and partly because big tech can fuck right off.
One of the big changes was switching to being my own “streaming” platform. Now I buy the music I want to listen to long term and put it in Navidrome. If I want to hear something ahead of buying it, I listen to it on Bandcamp (which is also where I buy music from to send as much as I can to the artists) or on YouTube.
This makes music less a buffet and more a considered choice. I’ll say it is a bit more hassle, and a bit more expensive, but I’m enjoying my music more and listening to albums more often and more closely than before.
Top Album
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In Mourning’s latest slab of progressive death metal juuuuust edges out several other excellent albums this year (Fallujah, Nephylim, and Black Narcissus at the top). Each album these folk keep progressing their sound and sharpening their skill at crafting crushing, melodic, progressive death.
Death
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- Buried Realm – The Dormant Darkness
- Fallujah – Xenotaph
- Inerte – Singulier
- Lightchapter – Where All Hope Begins
- Nephylim – Circuition
Not Death
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- Amorphis – Borderland
- Black Narcissus – There Lingers One Who’s Long Forgotten
- Hiroe – Wield
- Katatonia – Nightmares as Extensions of the Waking State
- Raphael Weinroth-Browne – Lifeblood
Honorable Mentions
Here is a list of everything else I added to my collection this year. Since I have gone to self-hosting my music instead of using Apple Music (or another streaming service), I am picky about what gets into the collection. Everything on here is quite good.
Albums with a ⭐️ came very close to making the top lists above.
- An Abstract Illusion – The Sleeping City
- Aephanemer – Utopie (and the instrumental version)
- After Earth – Dark Night of the Soul
- Allegaeon – The Ossuary Lens
- Arcanis – On the Edge Between Life and Death
- Arch Enemy – Blood Dynasty
- The Archon Rift – The Arcane Chronicles
- The Archon Rift – The Harrowing Path Between Loathing and Love
- As the Sun Falls – Pohjoisen Sydän
- ⭐️ Atlantic – Timeworn
- ⭐️ Aversed – Erasure of Color
- Before the Dawn – Cold Flare Eternal
- Blackbraid – Backbraid 3
- The Black Cat’s Eye – Decrypting Dreams of Weird Animals and Strange Objects
- Brainblast – Colossus Suprema
- bunsenburner – Reverie
- Burned in Effigy – Tyrannus Aeternum
- Changeling – Changeling
- Citadel – Descension
- Dark Matter Secret – New Matter
- Darkness Surrounding – Is There Salvation?
- ⭐️ Death Reapers – Thirst for Chaos
- Death Rift – Impatiently Dying
- Death in Fiction – Rotting Society
- The Depth Beneath Us – Descent
- Disarmonia Mundi – The Dormant Stranger
- Ehrling – various songs
- Erebor – Infinitus Somnium
- EverRise – Lost
- Evocatus – Inevitable Death
- Fragments of Unbecoming – Dawnbringer: Chapter 7 – The Amber Emperor
- Ghost – Skeletá
- 兀突骨 (Gotsu Totsu Kotsu) – 不死 (Immortality)
- Harakiri for the Sky – Scorched Earth
- The Halo Effect – March of the Unheard
- The Halo Effect – We Are Shadows
- ⭐️ Hate – Bellum Regiis
- The Haunted – Songs of Last Resort
- Haunted by Silhouettes – Faith Came Crawling
- Hollow Decay – Anchor of Madness
- Human – Concetto Transeunte
- Lacuna Coil – Sleepless Empire
- ⭐️ Melpomene – A Body is a Suggestion
- Mors Principum Est – Darkness Invisible
- Obscura – A Sonication
- Ominous Ruin – Requiem
- Omnium Gatherum – May the Bridges We Burn Light the Way
- ⭐️ Pelican – Flickering Resonance
- Progeny of the Sun – Prophets of the Void
- Revocation – New Gods, New Masters
- ⭐️ Rivers of Nihil – Rivers of Nihil
- Serenity in Murder – Timeless Reverie
- Sighs of Death – De-Evolution
- Slow Fall – Blood Eclipse
- Stone from the Sky – Bakeneko
- Sun of the Suns – Entanglement
- Syncatto – Memento
- Technologist – Reborn
- Testament – Para Bellum
- Thrill of the Haunt – Interitus
- Thron – Vurias
- Valtari – Emperor
- Vintersorg – Vattenkrafternas Spel
- Vittra – Intense Indifference
- Voidfallen – The Rituals of Resilience
- We Lost the Sea – A Single Flower
- Whitechapel – Hymns in Dissonance
Derek Listening Top 10s
Apple Music helpfully provided me my top 10 songs and top 10 artists for 2025. Apparently, The Wife has not been using Apple Music with her Echo in her office, because I don’t have any of her music on my top 10s. Unlike last year. Anywhoo, there were no surprises this time around, per se. A couple of my top 10 artists are there because I’m going through their discography.

